Send this to your married friends. #shorts #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #funny #married

[vikingthedude]

I mean yeah who tf wouldn’t be pissed at getting countertop catfished

[deannad]

I think it is so sweet that the married person is at least trying to relate. Also, fuck tile countertops. They are disgusting!😂

[sunnyseason]

At least you now have a code for guy ratings. "Hey, how does he look?" "Oh, marble tile, maybe." "How much does he make a year?" "Vinyl."

[AbongileT]

Same awkwardness between friends with babies and those who don't have any.

[BFedie]

I mean...It's a fair comparison.

Doesn't make it sting less.

[natecgames]

To be fair, tile counter tops sound like a carpet kitchen floor to me.

[lajeonit]

It's MUCH worse with single people who aren't looking and single people that are constantly dating lol... Like two totally different types of people

[Danka]

"he was sort of tile" better become a thing 😂

[joshuawiedenbeck]

As a married person, this comparison makes perfect sense.

Edit: To be fair to Taylor, I think her point was that she and her single friends were struggling to get past step one. Her married friends were trying to relate by talking about their step 3 or 4.

[SSPspaz]

As someone who is a relatively recent husband/dad but who was miserably single for over a decade past many of his friends, this is super relatable. Not only is the married friend humble-bragging, but tons of us are still unable to buy homes because we didn’t meet Mr. or Ms. Perfect at 20 years old, get married immediately, and have a decade of dual incomes to buy homes before the housing market became criminally overvalued.

[Rachull]

Sounds like a skit from The Office where everyone is complaining about their kids and Andy is talking about how hard it is to have a boat.

[viandcupcait]

Bonus points if Hinge date was named Kyle

[shirin]

Like I’m mad about the tile countertops as anyone would be, but that—that does not compare to awkwardly meeting a stranger who disappoints and depresses you and makes you think you might die alone 😂😂😭

[canonicaltom]

Yeah, I totally get that, I bought this 90 foot yacht and the hardwood deck boards were supposed to be walnut but it was actually cherry.

[madcow]

I once bought a house with tile countertops. 10 years later. BAM! Herpes.

[domdom]

I’m not married and I’m single but I totally see myself making that comparison for some reason 😂😭 switching up countertops is BIG deal for people who love decor. Not as much as a person lying about their face I suppose… but big deal nonetheless 😂

[alexmendez]

That brings up a good point. Why would Men use old pictures? You know she's going to meet up with you and realize you were lying. It's a waste of time and money. Wouldn't it make more sense and be more efficient to show what you currently look like and have her fall in love with that version of yourself?

[Amaranthyne]

I’m single. I think this is a fair comparison.

[Leslie-wbcb]

Come now, we have ALL been on a date with tile before.

[proclaimer]

As someone who has used dating apps and gone house shopping, they are a lot alike. One house had a tree growing out of the roof, and one date was living in a court-ordered rehab program. Those are about the same level of "fixer upper"