RAP NEWS | Higgs Boson Unbound

Our Promethean quest for ultimate meaning has taken a giant leap towards its epic conclusion. In the latest prequel to humanity's journey to inner-space, scientists at the CERN laboratory announce that they have unlocked one of the key strands in the origin of Life, The Universe and Everything: 42 years on from its coining, the Higgs Boson particle has possibly been detected at the Large Hadron Collider. What does it all mean? How does it feel to meet our Masster? What is our destiny? Could this be the font of all wisdom? Does it anti-matter that Scientists make use of 'Comic Sans' - the font of all evil? Is anyone conCERNed about the MASS amount of Higgslarious Pun-upmanship Colliding in the twittersphere? Join Robert Foster as he takes a journalistic journey into this particular world, and manages to corner a colourful character, CERN-FI Professor Scott Ridley, who is several bottles into getting his Booze-on at the massive "Hadron Collider Higgs Boson PARTYcle" celebration.

Written & created by Giordano & Hugo; performed by Hugo.

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* Obrigado ao Euclides for Portuguese (Brasileiro) translation
* Thanks to Tamara for Serbian translation
* Thanks to Jonas Maebe for Dutch translation
* Thanks to Ismael and the Three Arts for Spanish translation
* Thanks to Benjamin Bruhn for German translation
* Thanks to Julie Chatagnon for French translation
* Thanks to Petr Hudecek for Czech translation
* Thanks to Matija for Slovenian translation.
* Thanks to Marjan Rizov for the Macedonian translation
* Thanks to Prokhor Ozornin for Russian translation

[Scatyricon]

This doesn't get any where near enough credit for being brilliant and awesome

[thejuicemedia]

"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." (T.S.Eliot)

[englishwithsteveford]

There are some wonderful subtleties in here as with the monks chanting a backup vocal at the part where Mr. Scientist is explaining his science-religion. There is a lot of information packed into 3:29 that I need to watch again!

[thejuicemedia]

Aye, so do we. On the bright side, we don't have corporate sponsors writing the script. The future of independent media relies on public donations. Which reminds us:

[jamiesonscott]

JUICE-MEDIA are setting a whole new standard when it comes to research and engagement!

[thejuicemedia]

Real transcribed captions have just gone up this minute, thanks to our friend Koolfy. Up til now it's been Google's comically Beta automatic transcription service. Thanks!

[thejuicemedia]

This episode now has subtitles in Latvian thanks to Martins Rozenberg!

[thejuicemedia]

Proper English captions now available, thanks to Koolfy! Click CC under the player to activate.

BTW: how many people have seen Ridley Scott's recent film, 'Prometheus'?

[iknow]

WOW WOW WOW!
Absolutely amazing!
I know how hard it is to make quality music with a message and I appreciate your hard work. Keep it up!

[thejuicemedia]

This episode is now available with subtitles in German, French, Spanish, Dutch, Serbian, Portuguese and English - thanks to all our volunteer translators around the world. (Click "CC" under the player)

[SakowskiStudios]

"the awnsers the universe eventually elects to disclose, appear to depend entierly on the questions we pose" GENIUS!

[init]

Great job! The episodes are just getting better and better! Please don't stop!

I'm very very happy with all the volunteers who translate the Juice Media's videos, My English is not so good yet, and Portuguese subtitles is the best way to understand the message of the video. Again, thanks!

[davidespano]

This is an amazing masterpiece worth the Nobel Prize + Oscar

[jeffbederian]

I learned more from this video than I learned in 12 years of public school science classes.

[OpenRecords]

Thanks for hitting the nail on the head again Rap News... couldn't have said it better if I spent my whole life working on it. haha.

[TheShadowOfMars]

I'm a professional scientist, a naturalist, atheist and materialist. My worldview is exactly what this episode parodies. I still find this awesome and hilarious.

Turtles all the way down!

[Proskillz]

Very well done. I especially like the description below the video lol

[thejuicemedia]

Subtitles now available in Portuguese thanks to Euclides!

[Michaelkayslay]

Videos like this is the reason I subbed to this!