When a vampire meeting goes wrong

Vampire meetings have a tendency to end badly...

[gabesarti]

I want to see a movie where Greg goes full on John Wick after a vampire coven steals his sheep.

[HeavySnorlax]

-Hey Greg, why are you farming so much garlic?
-It's because of the vampire problem
-What vampire problem?
-Exactly!

[johnserosanguineous]

A meeting without refreshments is called an "email."

[rinch_jacobson]

- I don't think you were invited.
- How did I even get here then?

Hahaha, genius!

[The_Gravetender]

Greg has a very particular set of skills. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for vampires.

[billybegood]

I like how Greg eats so much garlic that he was immune to the vampire's bite.
Nice touch.

[ISeeYa]

I freaking knew there will be a Greg the Garlic Farmer vs Vampire skit ever since Rowan changed his class to Vampire. I DID NOT expect Greg to go this hard.

[hiddensoul]

😂 I think Greg deserves his own movie as the vampire slayer of Azerim at night, shop keeper in the day.

[blakedefriend]

We all know that Greg is a descendent of vampire slayers. His grandfather had a garlic shaped pummel on his vampire slaying sword. The only reason Greg is only known as a farmer is that there arent many vampires left. His ancestors defeated the vampire rulers and returned peace to the land.

[spudnikca]

2:32 "Garlic time, MotherF***ers !" from the garlic farmer. Priceless!

[AndrewJohnson-oyoj]

Garlic farmer, the perfect cover. "All those sharpened stakes? Those are for making a garlic trestle. Exhuming shovel? Nah, that's just a gardening spade. The rosewood crossbow? Uh...rabbits...in the garden..?"

[n.a.]

Greg ate so much fish and garlic he gained "garlic blood", "garlic aura" and "garlic god blessing"

[MSte]

Okay, this was brilliant. I can't tell if this was all Greg's fantasy or if it really happened as a quest, but Greg the Garlic Farmer being a vampire hunting badass is my headcanon now anyway.

[zenmasters_games]

"It’s garlic time mother fuckers" has got to be the most bad-ass hero intro of all time!

[JakubYTb]

Greg is that one npc with the most epic sidequest you can easilly miss.

[sonochamp]

I love Baelin's Route... but Greg the Vampire Hunter would put it to shame! Make it happen, VLDL!

[madisonmecham]

Even I'm a deaf person and the closed caption was the best!! I'm laughing so hard! One of my favorites is "WTF gasp!" That what perfectly match the body language and facial expression 😂

[thevalarauka]

love how rowan reappears as bodger at the end - definitely not the evil vampire lord guy

edit: yes I know they're meant to be different characters with the same skin... probably

[tarekmsolli]

I like how Rowan loses the accent whenever the speech loses seriousness

[williamkifer]

Greg finally getting a character arc while being one of the oldest characters on the channel is so awesome. When I saw the golden garlic grenade I literally shouted “GREG!!”