Polyamorous Politics #shorts

Shoutout to those who get the Newport reference.

[Obrik]

"If you can't even pick a partner, how can we count on you to pick decisions?!"
"Oh well you see, I _did_ pick my partners. And having multiple people means planning around multiple schedules and you have to listen and be a good communicator and compromise-"
"Nope, you're indecisive and bad."

[alistairlacaille]

They would definitely use the word 'polygamous' instead of polyamorous because it sounds more threatening. Hell, even autocorrect tried to change it while I was typing.

[ElizabethREZ]

I would honestly love that so much, I love seeing shitty political ads, do it.

[teamcybr]

We have a word for that Chad. It's called "Mormon"


Edit: wait no, he said _happily_ live

[ineffablake]

now i can just hear *"bobby newport.."*

[peasant]

I really like these Tshirts, but I am not poly, just really interested in it as a topic. As such, I would like to request a "Moms Against Busting" T-shirt

[pokeman]

Haha have you seen Parks and Rec? 😂 they have fake political ads just like that in the show

[thegamingcow]

The hell's a polyamorous? Polygons?

[Tim_cook]

How many women do you have sir? If you just mean your girl gets to sleep around, that's not really the lifestyle you think it is.