MICROBIOME

A parody of the Gut Microbiome. BIOL 4660 Final Project.

All rights reserved to Luis Fonsi and creators of Despacito. I do NOT own any of the music, nor do I claim to.

~~~Lyrics~~~
Bacteria

Gut
Gut
Gut
[Hey yeah]

M-m-m-ma-microbiome

It plays a critical role in your total health
It’s well being is your own as well

[Ph-Yla]

Phys—iological functions, it runs them well
Every metabolic process, too

[Oh]

Live, Living in our stomach and our intestines
Lines the mucus layer of the epithelium
Keeps them {tight} junctions strong and our GI thriving

[Oh yeah]

Co-, Combating aggressive micro-organisms
Creating a barrier within our own systems
Against foreign toxins and bacteriaaaaaa…

CHORUS:
Microbiomeee
Do you wanna hear about the microbiome?
Drop that burger now, that’s not where you should buy them!! (holding mcdonalds burger)
Try non-processed foods; quit poppin ibuprofen

Microbiomeeeee
All over your skin, and your stomach lining
Thousands of bacteria that you can confide in
Keeping them diverse is the elixir to life

[Symbi- Symbi- Symbi-
Symbiosisssss]

Mutual beneficial existence is all they ask for
Simply a house to hold them,
In exchange for all our good health

*bacteria, bacteria baaaaaby*

Over tens of thousands species living deep within us
Most of them, beneficial
Some of them, slightly harmful

RAP:
It’s unique just like a finger-print
Depending on your environment
Bacteria species living in it
No one person is an identical fit

From the moment that your born and until you well gone, gone
Your microbiome is what’s keeping you strong strong

So prepare for when this scale is left to tip-over imbalanced
A “leaky leaky” gut can cause so many health problems
Proton-pump inhibitors and antibiotics,
Processed foods and over-stressing can all cause it

My biome
My biome
If you like biome
Go ahead and try some
It’s legal? I think so…

Fecal {Micro} biotaaa
Transplantation
Effective in C. Diff.
Treat-mentation

My biome
My biome
If you like biome
Go ahead and try some
It’s legal? I think so…

Fecal {Micro} biotaaa
Transplantation
Effective in C. Diff.
Treat-mentation

CHORUS:
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Spanish Part:
Microbiome
Vamos a una playa en Puerto Rico
Pero no bebe el agua si no es limpio
Porque dolerá sus intestinoooos!
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My biome
My biome
If you like biome
Go ahead and try some
It’s legal? I think so…

MICROOOOBIOOOMMEEEE