Jimmy Kimmel Tells All the Trump Colonoscopy Jokes He Never Got to Make

We got a fresh batch of inside info about Donald Trump in a new bombshell book from former Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham, Trump got a colonoscopy without anesthesia so late night hosts wouldn’t make fun of him, Jimmy does all of the Trump colonoscopy jokes we were deprived of, California became a vote-by-mail state, Eagles QB Jalen Hurts gave an interesting postgame interview after losing to the Cowboys, we play a round of “Medical Sales Rep or Personal Trainer” in honor of “The Bachelorette” contestants being announced, Elon Musk is the World’s Richest Person again, Tucker Carlson got all fired up about a masked nativity scene for sale, and we look back a year ago this week for a new installment of “This Week in COVID History.”

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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 11 billion views and more than 15 million subscribers on the show’s YouTube channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

[ashwinf]

Biden telling Trump to shut up in such a pissed off yet calm way was a classic on it's own

[halofreak]

🤣 the hardest part was getting the camera past pences nose 🐽! I died

[lynnkayee]

The best part about a Trump colonoscopy joke was he was apparently afraid of people making jokes about it.
That makes any joke appreciated in my book.

[michaelritter]

Like I wouldn't watch this show when jimmy was on vacation that's how much I love him he cracks me up thank God for jimmy Kimmel

[chrisyacoback]

Jimmy you are the gift that keeps on giving ❤... every once in a while I take a trip down memory lane watching old Jimmy Kimmel monologues. Thanks ❤️💙🇺🇸

[debbyyacas]

So funny! Loved every joke at McCheeto fart nugget's expense. 😆

[kittycatmommy]

I could not stop laughing at the colonoscopy jokes! The BEST!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[renatacantore]

God bless Jimmy Kimmel!!! Thank you for making me laugh. I gave you 2 Standing ovations.

[illyriumus]

he really has great writers! I loved this episode - Who knew that colonoscopy can be fun!

[dorothygears]

The colonoscopy jokes cracked me up !! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel !

[vicsanchez]

it was a beautiful colonoscopy, the most perfect in history of colonoscopies like nobody has ever seen or will see.

[cbulk]

Never too late to dump on Trump, Jimmy!

[kimberly]

I'm a endoscopy specialist. Thanks for the jokes.

[rainbowwriter]

This was brutal AND SO AWESOME! The jokes are not even outdated!

[badbiker]

Gotta admit ... best colonoscopy jokes ever.

[ephraimkihahu]

*Watching you Jimmy from my Cave here in Kenya, Africa* 🇰🇪 🇰🇪

[lisab]

The colonoscopy anaesthesia was the best experience ever. Well deserved after the horrible prep.

[loyi-kyong]

😂 the colonoscopy procedure and comments !!

[alessandrapirelli]

"And discovered two cancerous polyps... (cut to Jr. and Eric!)" LMFAO!

[ffr]

Your the BEST JIMMY KIMMEL....
Keep those Jokes rolling, roll him (D.T) up and out of this Country, PLEASE!