Jimmy Kimmel Made it Into the Trump Trial, Donald 'Can't Even Testify' & Crazy Abortion Law Repealed

We are officially part of the record of the People vs Donald Trump, prosecutors entered into evidence a series of text messages between lawyers for Trump and Stormy Daniels about our show, Trump has been encouraging supporters to come to the courthouse and support him and was greeted by a single fan, he is very upset about reports that say he’s been sleeping during the trial, the courtroom sketch artist appears to hate him, today he tried to float the idea that because of the gag order he’s not allowed to testify, he played shows in Wisconsin and Michigan yesterday where he fired up the crowd telling them everything’s a disaster and America is dead, we have a new water pressure edition of Drunk Donald Trump, the state Senate in Arizona finally voted to repeal their antiquated and crazy abortion law from 1864, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem went on Hannity last night to do damage control after she revealed she shot her puppy, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

About Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s YouTube channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

[juliaburns]

The reason he doesn’t use a teleprompter is because he can’t read & talk at the same time.

[sterlingfury]

It's also nice to have a president who doesn't need a defense attorney

[chrisyacoback]

I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period

[MD-efnl]

"It's a Nubbin", how true those words are to discribe the whole person not just his pinky.

[TREON.is.Bathit.Crazy.U.S.G]

My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole "
She answered :" You're right, he used a 3 inch pole" 😂

[tiaroja]

He is so effing out of his mind! If he was anybody else he would have been in put in a rest home and sedated!

[jujubean]

There are no bad dogs...just bad owners....

[trygzoj]

Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200, 000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.

[shiddykiddy-lpdz]

Anyone with normal intelligence hates him
That leaves out Maga

[FurbabyMother]

I love the fact Jimmy keeps calling out Trump and obviously gets under his skin. Love it! Go full throttle on him, Jimmy.

[shadowlesswarrior]

It would be nice to have a president who doesn’t lie about using the teleprompter

[schenier]

he doesn't think that his supporters are stupid. He KNOWS they are stupid

[revwillyg]

Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy

[irandude]

Jimmy Kimmel Show will be in the History book forever! 🤣🤣

[kenfletcher]

Jimmy Kimmel, you are the funniest man on this planet. Smart, cutting and no BS, I love it !! Cheers from Aus.

[johnnystewart]

I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!

[USMC-]

"They wont let me this guy lives in a completely different reality and expects us to live in it too. What a complete fool.

[Nevernowaynope]

The ball busting Kimmel does on trump fills me with immense joy!

[Ferinex_]

After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart, " but also thinks he should be the president.

I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.

[marceld]

Smellvis, Hunchback of Bloater Dame, a 'Well-soiled machine', our Founding Farter, the writers were on FIRE 🔥tonight!