EVERYONE IS HERE! But They Are All Predators (Super Touch Bros Ultimate)

*DISCLAIMER: I know Dream probably isn't a PDF file. While making this video, I did include a 1-frame message stating that allegations are probably false during Dream's clip, but for some reasons LumaFusion cut it out of the final video, probably because of frame rate issues. (I didn't use FCP because I only had my macbook air with me at the time).

It has also came to my attention that PlasmaMasterDon is probably innocent too. He was registered as a SO, but for something he did to an adult (at least according to his police records)

Parody of Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Everyone Is Here, but they are all exposed as predators, or have allegations against them.

Everyone featured:
Austin Jones
Jeffrey Epstein
Drake
JinBop
EDP445
Daniel Larson
Jakorbie Dixon
Roman Polanski
Colleen Ballinger
PlasmaMasterDon
James Charles
Dream (probably the only one who's actually innocent)
Yandere Dev
MadThad0890
Boyinaband
Dan Schneider
Featureman
Onision
Mini Ladd
Jared Fogle
DrDisRespect
Cosmodore
Cody Ko
P Diddy
KonekoKitten
Buddy Haynes
SSSniperWolf
CreepyProduce/Gratz (they are the same person)
R. Kelly
Jon Zherka
Heelmike
Bill Cosby
Jikishi
Kiwiz
Riotlol
Arnold Castillo
SkyDoesMinecraft
Polecat 324
Shane Dawson
Harvey Weinstein
Lionmaker
Woody Allen
Ava Kris Tyson

[Klumzz]

The fact that there’s enough exposed YouTubers to fill up the entire SSBU roster is both hilarious and depressing

[Benzodrewd]

Chris Chan missing from this list is the equivalent of Waluigi not making it into Smash

[saturn]

In Smash Bros, I main Diddy. In Super Touch Bros, I main Diddy.

[CVerse]

The worst part about this is knowing there’s definitely gonna be a sequel

[TheRealCCall]

2014: Try not to touch floor challenge (impossible)
2024: Try not to touch kids challenge (impossible)

[Mmmacaron]

Miranda and Colleen being Sheik and Zelda is too perfect

[EikiShoko-vtxd]

What is scariest part is that the DLC will never stop growing

[ItsLorenzo]

The fact that P Diddy is #36 and so is Diddy Kong, true gamer moment

[Meanpingasmachine]

DLC:

Weegeepie
Reploid Revo
Mandopony
Sneako
Chris Chan

[Tenzin-sz]

bill cosby would have dr marios neutral special, except instead of flinching you, it would put you to sleep

[camilayt]

Gay, straight, trans, old, young, fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, poor, rich, fimale, male, black, asian, american, emo, street style, gamer, comedian, singer or artist, it does not matter, anyone can be a predator

[blankofspaydes]

DLC wishlist-
Sneako
Weegeepie
Griffinilla
Mandopony
Major Cloog

[operez]

" Typhlosion joins Smash"😃
"Typhlosion joins Smash" 💀

[tbynlogan]

Instead of Tabuu, the final boss is Chris Hansen.

[jayemar]

To be fair, Boyinaband was never taught what laws there are

[CidCDdrafts]

EDP is the only super heavyweight character in the roster.

[thunderlord]

Typhlosion gonna be a lit assist throphy.

[adoyo]

Kendricks Not Like Us legit started their whole canon event 💀

[rawmen]

Holy crap I’m just realizing P diddy is number 36, the same number as Diddy Kong, well played

[LukeFitzgerald-khzr]

0:41, for her final smash, she plays her guitar and bores the shit out of the enemies, dealing constant damage and putting them asleep