Soldier attacked by goose

[Sakachi]

I had the same thought as everyone else, that Goose is no random Goose. That is their superior officer giving out random training exercises via surprise attacks.

[bekahbabie]

I love how the calm “I will fuck you up Steve” implies that he’s been around the base long enough for the soldiers to decide on a name for him, and that this is absolutely not the first time Steve has done this 🤣

[jaydubyo]

I love the fact that they keep Steve around so that way the recruits get a good taste of what it's like to be in battle

[chavezhomie]

When he said💂 " I will fuck you up steve"

🪿 "ight I'll get one of the new guys "

[jesslauren]

The fact the door guy was so chill yet annoyed about Steve while everyone else was either scared or running is hilarious to me 🤣

[BeardsleyMark]

I like the fact that there is a warning notice taped to the inside of the door warning about Attack Goose Steve.
Because it does not help the people arriving at the building, it only warns those departing.

[Aelea]

Lol I love how the soldier under attack took a fighting stance out of sheer instinct.

[Vicstarz]

These Canadian geese really don’t give AF who you are 😂😂 the most stubborn bird out there

[estinaviv]

“I will fuck you up Steve” oh so this beef goes back 💀💀

[TBH-nuso]

No joke, Geese actually make for decent guard animals. A prison in Brazil started using them instead of dogs because they’re cheaper, territorial, and very loud when someone crosses them.

[Bauglir]

That goose should be a drill sergeant. It has the right attitude.

[MagicalAlpaca]

Some people may not realize how quickly geese can take over. Our whole building got over ran and had to call the geese police. Which is actually a real thing.

[PatentPending]

The “I will fuck your up Steve” and the wanted poster for the Goose on the door shows he’s been around this block a few times and has built himself a reputation lmao

[izzytyler]

I love the humour these guys handled it with. No one trying to hurt Steve, just taking his attitude in stride.

[justpositivity]

“No! I will fuck you up Steve, no”

I can’t omg

[ryandrivon]

That sidekick came out” what is he doing?…. he’s beginning to believe.”😂😂😂😂

[benmgoldberg]

The best part, if you pay attention there’s a wanted poster for the goose on the door already 😂 bro is notorious

[tabora_]

😭😭 i love how he picks and chooses who he wants to mess with. That first "I'll fuck you up steve", he didnt want the smoke !!!

[generalgrim]

Everyone talks about the goose, no one talks about the chill ass dude at door telling steve off.

[Breadedx_xCHEESE]

"DON'T FUCK WITH THE WILDLIFE, PRIVATE!" - Sgt. Steve Goose