U.S Soldier Scaring Afghani Kids

Haha this video is pretty funny.

[nord]

Soldier: "Sir there's 2 afghan kids outside the base"

"Send johnny"

[calum]

"Remember - bear crawling is always faster than reloading."

[tuffOG]

kid : “Now I know why aliens only attack America ”

[Archalias]

People forget that a large part of military service members are kids straight out of high school

[AlexG-thco]

Commanding Officer: “Son, what the hell were you doing?”

Him: “Keeping up with foreign relations, sir”

[ophajoyer]

The kid after 80 years old: My grandchild, I have a monster story for you, I was playing with my friend....

[GhStKllrOfficiel]

"Bro it's just a girl go talk with her"
My honest reaction :

[e.l.m.]

The American soldier was just trying to summon his inner monke

[OvercastStudios]

United States Army Advertisements: “Your adventure begins here”

The actual United States Army:

[coolguy]

The situation in Afghanistan: *trending*

The algorithm: *Hmm yes this is good*

[MOTHERFUX]

This goes to show even a soldier in training can’t break their humor

[bvwrvwx]

Imagine how awkward would've been if they didn't move at all.

[boshinimperialofficer]

Imagine he's scaring them and the kids whip out an Ak

[cocothecat]

10 years later the kid is eating peanuts in the presidential Palace.

[Jizzzmani]

People are mad about this but from what I personally saw, this soldier is probably most friendly compared to others those kids saw

[eybkgmk]

**Taliban leader explaining his background story**

Flashback scene:

[fever]

Kid: “I heard they give chocolate to children”
US Soldier: “OOGA BOOGA”

[sowjanyanc]

To be fair, if a random dude suddenly just got on his 4 legs and started prancing towards you, ofc you'd be scared 😂

[f.b.i.]

Starts running at kids to scare them
-> *steps on mine*

[rabbitshady]

The mom: My son is a marine and he protects our country.

The son :