They’ve really lowered the standards

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They call it Spirit because that is who you have to trust to get you there.

lowandslow
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"I was a nurse for Halloween. We'll get in here and help us out" ! 🤣

DawnNY
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“There’s NO doctor on a Spirit Airlines flight.”

heathermetz
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I was on a budget airline flight and they asked if any “medical personnel” was onboard. I waited to see if someone would stand up…they didn’t. So I told the flight attendant that I was a 4th year medical student and her face lit up and she was like “GO!!!” 😂 Then they asked if anyone spoke French because they needed a translator…ONE person (late 20s/early 30s) had a couple years back in high school. It was a scene. 😅

hinnypinny
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I love John! Love how he laughs at his own jokes! He's hilarious! 😆😅😂🥰

amywhigham
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So true! I’d be laughing with you. ‘Has anyone seen Grey’s Anatomy?’, had me roaring 😂😂😂

Sorchia
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Spirit Airlines: "Standards? What are those?"

FaithfulHorrorhound
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Gosh you got me good there. I was rolling!😂😂😂😂

julievanderleest
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I can always count on John for good clean humor! Been a fan for years!!!

indiana
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EMT-Bs (lowest level on ambulances) get like $15-17/hr starting pay. Even paramedics (highest level on ambulances) get like $23-$25/hr on average if I remember right. Speaking as an EMT-B in training looking for a job. You'd best bet I'm gonna be on spirit whenever I have to fly

micaiahwilson
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He is so funny! I love how the great comedians see this he obvious that most of us don’t see

johancuellar
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The words Spirit Airlines and standards should not be in the same sentence. Lol 😂

jacquiethornton
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I never thought of this till today but he’s 100% right 😂now

lebrandonian
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HA!
And you can't make this up, seriously.
Lord, strike me down if I'm bearing false witness.
But my ex is going to marry a spirit pilot. She is a nurse, well, LPN.
But, inevitably, like all earthly sheep in that profession, her 'favorite show' is Grey's Anatomy.

If I'm lying, strike me down, lol 😅

nathanielcheyenne
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If it wasn't blashphemy, they should change their name to Holy Spirit Airlines because that's who you're gonna need.

KBowWow
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What about if you have watched Scrubs 😂😂

priscillacoffey