The Obelisk Has Nothing to Do With It

Evil Never Prospers!
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[sguj]

Sometimes, it feels like the Obelisk doesn't want to forgive us, that we're unworthy of its mercy.

Could that be why I'm sad? I think about that a lot instead of maintaining friendships or a healthy water intake.

[kierandowns]

Went to Starbucks and the cashier told me “happy holidays” instead of “glory to the Obelisk.” It’s like these corporations are trying to take the Obelisk out of Beg For Forgiveness From The Obelisk Day

[nuggetanimations]

“Honey the neighbors already have their obelisk up and it’s not even December”

[TheJiminatorHS]

I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was gonna end with the son saying "NO."

That would've been to relatable.

[lexquodius]

Everyone always says, "Ok cultist."
Instead of, "Are you okay, cultist?"

[qwertyuioph]

you all oughta be glad, some kids have no obelisk at all!

[derekspammerton]

Unfortunately that series of questions ends up forming a bit of a loop. I don't hydrate, eat healthy, hang out with friends, etc, which makes someone feel depressed... and because they feel depressed, they don't want to hydrate, they don't want to eat healthy, they don't want to go out... which makes them feel worse... on loop forever until an outside force intervenes

[GammaFn.]

It took me a few loops before I realized the absolute GENIUS of that Dad chuckle right before the basketball analogy. That little chuckle brings so much character!

[DopamineAddictt]

I'd don't comment often, but I gotta tell ya as someone clinically depressed for 20 years, your content is like a nice comfort food. Always there for me. Your green screen is like a second home. Your wigs like adoptive parents. DJ Can't Read like a second cousin twice removed. Keep up the great work. May the obelisk forgive us all.

[JimmyBonez]

From wholesome to ominous in no time flat.

[-SRM-]

Deck the halls with the entrails of the unclean.
- The Obelisk (probably)

[generaljaky]

This video is my morning mantra. Keeps me on the right path. Thanks, Value Select. Praise be, the Obelisk!

[Wesley-rfkt]

Telling antisocial people to just be social

[lifeistooshort]

My dad wouldve just yelled at me for even saying it then once he got me to tears tell me "suck it up, thats how life works"

[joshhiebert]

Ever since they came out with the pocket sized Mobilisk, I haven't missed a single day of grovelling. It changed my life.

[The_DemonKing]

I loved this video, was going to give it a like, THEN REALIZED THERE IS AN AD COVERING AN 8TH OF THE SHORT
ONLY 6/8 OF THE VIDEO IS VISIBLE

[tavswirl]

Just remember, if you're sad, lonely, and depressed, that the obelisk favors those who offer bi weekly sacrifices and rituals!

[Beetle_Bonesszzz]

Here i was sitting around moping until i saw this video. This was a wake up call for me, a reminder that no matter how hopeless things may get there is always a chance that the obelisk may be merciful. Praise to the obelisk, and may it take pity on us all ❤

[mazingdaddid]

The thing is.... those are all symptoms of depression

[maledictionwolf]

The Obelisk knows all. But it does not forgive all. Pray that you are one of the lucky ones.