Human Car Wash | Joseph's Machines

I've made a machine that forces me to get out of bed by trying to kill me. I then walk through a human car-wash: scrubbed by Christmas trees and blasted by 16 water guns.

► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines.

JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.

Created by Joseph Herscher
Filmed & Edited by Alasdair Harvey
Machine created by Joseph Herscher, Stan Tilyard-French, Alasdair Harvey and Alexander Berchert
Special thanks to Camille Moreno

[Taikamuna]

The amount of coffee this man had to drink.. It's a miracle that he's still alive

[NTVE]

When we needed him most, he came back.

[RandomviewerNr]

Everytime I go through the carwash I think about what it would be like if there was one for humans. And now I know! And now I can’t stop think about how you built all of this! It’s amazing, well done!!

[EffinChat]

Ready for a day of work setting this machine up for the morning tomorrow

[bahbcat]

Shades of Wallace, but so well done. More elaborate than the claymation.. Loved it.

[miriamkleborn]

OMG! My 7 year old son (Zascha) and myself are huge fans!! We found your clips when he was 3 years old, been watching ever since. ❤❤❤

[LordDragox]

I could imagine seeing a contraption like this in Wallace and Grommit, and yet Joseph has turned it into reality. Amazing stuff as always!

[brinicole]

You're amazing! My childhood self always dreamed of this scenario lol

[InkyBloc]

Absolutely knocked it out of the park with this one

[donlyphans]

So much good stuff crammed into so little time! Great work as always

[TobiasDettinger]

I didnt see the trousers coming. Joseph you surpass yourself everytime xD

[nohahelmi]

I had to rewatch this at 0.25 speed to appreciate every little detail behind this master piece!

[gqsnowman]

Absolutely amazing. I feel like an OK Go song should be playing during this.

[Denys_Fresh_Flesh]

hope that the service includes undercarriage wash

[yagimmick_system]

I was really impressed with this wonderful device! I also make continuous devices using things around me, but I can't make them this neatly, so I respect you!

[theawesomer]

Amazing! This deserves 10 million views.

[rylie]

The way he just walked in through his shirt was so smooth

[adamfabing]

thats some next level stuff...pure art!!

[purplebanana]

Why is this guy like SO MUCH SMARTER than all of us combined? TELL ME

[SheldonT.]

Great job! Some serious Wallace & Grommet vibes!