The Lunch Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines

An easy way to be more productive at lunch time.

► Welcome to my channel! I am an inventor of useless machines.

JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.

Created by Joseph Herscher
Filmed by Corey Gegner

[Phuoc_aThien]

we can be all honest that, we’re come here just to see him eating because is so satisfying

[Bisbetterthanairbusaone]

4 years later, and still a masterpiece



Edit: bro I didn’t think I would get this much likes on a comment with 7 words

[xcept]

This is both Hard work and Laziness at the same time.

[WarthogEnjoyer]

That asparagus crossbow was insane. Many nations have been destroyed by the almighty crossbow, but Joseph took it like a pro. Mad respect

[zariibo]

OMG I FOUND IT my childhood yes omg I used to watch this everyday for like 2 month and then it randomly disappeared and now I FINALLY found it

[novynee]

These videos are the definition of efficiency. Definitely worth building these 10/10 would recommend

[vanex_games]

I'm constantly impressed by your ability to accomplish very complex motions, only by using household objects, and basic woodworking/machining. That's not even to mention the absolutely crazy ideas you have. I could never imagine coming up with the idea of having a hot dog on a rope swing, or an asparagus bow & arrow. But not only do you come up with those ideas, you actually execute them, and you somehow pull it off as well. I'd love to hear what kind of ideas you actually do turn down because of how crazy they are. I would give so much to be able to be your apprentice, even for one project, just to learn from the master!

[Aussiekidproductionsofficial]

I like how he says ahhh at the perfect timing to the song drop

[Kraliezec]

This was brilliant. Brings back memories of Mickey and Donald and their contraptions.

[uvuhusky]

Ok I’ve watched this about 10 times that’s how creative it is.

[TheRealSamuraiSlade]

Holy cow, dude, the asparagus crossbow killed me. These videos are so funny, man, keep up the good work. 😍

[lorennzolictao]

That was awesome, Joseph! This is almost like what I would dream of making a machine like this when I'm having lunch as a kid!

[getin]

Genius personified Joseph, I can imagine you weren't hungry for hot dogs, asparagus, etc. after that video. Wonderfully creative you are. I'm always so excited when one of your videos pops into my IN box. Thank you, wish I could meet the genius behind the clever machines. You''re my hero

[wickedjohn]

He just make his day harder, look, he built a working machine instead of getting a food himself

[GOOBERGAMESOFFICAL]

Joeseph is the person I wanna grow up to be like why?: he spends hours on a silly little contraption for a 2 minute video, and it blows up so basically: i just wanna be as dedicated as he is

[sergiosanchez]

Guy: “Get me the First Aid Kit now!!”


Joseph: “I have a machine for that.”

[BebBetch]

plot twist: when the camera didn’t face him he stared at the asparagus and added typing effects

[DoctorX]

The soup blooper was what I expected to happen XD

[darkblack]

my commentary:

0:02 I wonder what he's typing

0:24 the brussel sprout can roll?

0:43 i like how the hotdog swings

1:03 Don't try this at home

1:21 imagine if it spilled

[rodleyalcantara]

IS IT JUST ME OR THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED CHANNEL IN ALL OF YOUTUBE
THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH for 135 LIKES