The $250,000 Unlimited Flight Pass: A Terrible Mistake

Or, text, "hai" to 500 500

Music by Epidemic Sound
Written by Adam Chase

[Arthur-ejch]

- how will you be paying, sir?
- no
- ok, this way sir

[liamwilson]

Steven Rothstein: Im hungry


American airlines: *nervous sweating*

[_UnknownStory]

"Honey, we're out of bread again! Can you run to the store?"

"Sure thing babe. Do you want Al Fresco's from San Francisco or Mario's from Italy?"

[ammarkhan]

I'm going to add this to a list of things I should buy if I ever time travel back in time.

[TheWoolyWolf]

Rothstein: I forgot my pen at home
Also Rothstein: *flies back home to grab his pen*

[carltrotter]

You would never be homeless, you could just fly around everywhere. Borrow money from the bank and they’d never catch up for the money!

[nicks]

Rothstein: flies 16, 000, 000 miles:

Random guy flying once: *crashes and dies*

[theone]

The biggest disadvantage with purchasing it is that you'd still be flying with American Airlines.

[saifullahshahbaz]

"Jet engines dont work without fuel"

Every 60s a minute passes in africa.

[caliqm]

They literally sold him a private jet with unlimited food, serving and pilot for 250, 000 bucks

[sebastianelytron]

I sat next to baby on a ten hour flight. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to cry for ten hours straight.




Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

[jamesz]

let's appreciate that rothstein was being a bro and gifting free first class flights to help people out. unfortunate that it ended up costing him though

[Fatima-hlqg]

With that type of card you don’t even need a home they can just sleep on the 8 hour flight and wake up in the morning in London then at night travel back. After all, it’s first class

[satyamgupta]

"Just like any red blooded American would, they all sued" 😂😂

[SankofaNYC]

I feel like the people with these lifetime passes all own private jets by now

[aguythatyoudontknow]

American Airlines: After much trials and tribulation, we have found out that planes need fuel
Interesting

[electronicsNmore]

They're lucky they didn't sell too many of those passes.

[pingpong]

You would be crazy not to use that pass for literally everything.

[nocalsteve]

It’s actually cheaper than owning your own jet.

[davidli]

"I paid for the whole plane ticket, so I'm going to use the whole plane ticket."