Human Test For People Who Work In An Office

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[animemusicluver]

"you wish you can remove the little nib on your soul somewhere"
*Sobs* yes, yes I do.

[Amblins]

Came here to laugh, ended up with some casual existential despair.

[erylaria]

My colleagues got me a 10€ gift card to a book shop and cheap flowers for my birthday last year, when I didn't expect anything at all, and I just cried because I was so overwhelmed that they actually thought of me as a person beyond my job even though I try my hardest to NOT think of them as actual people beyond their jobs.

[kelzbelz]

Have you ever eaten lunch in your car simply because you couldn’t endure another second in that building and it was preferable to make your car smell like old ham.

[TheN]

"Have you ever felt a tear in your eye when listening to how perfectly Zefrank portrays the pessimism and optimism of daily life; The ups, and the downs, of every little thing we take for granted and overlook."

[skorn]

"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you, and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?"
That one hit too hard.

[SharynS.]

Ah, the pen nib...the only thing remotely as satisfying as removing the pen nib wax is removing the film on a brand new piece of electronic device.

[jamesspargo]

Zefrank should write a book and put it on audible. His voice is so perfect for it

[Questchaun]

Imagine working a job where you have a snack area and a bagel day.

[sophonax]

I waited all the time for:
_This is how the human do._

[Stinger_X]

Have you ever walked into a restroom that smelled SO BAD, but there was nobody there. Then you had a short amount of time before the next person comes in and think it was you.

[fevre_dream]

"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you, and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?"
I work healthcare. This is my life right now. Nothing makes sense. Everything is going to shit. And the one thing I can do is show up for my shift, where I'm useful and needed.

[SirPhysics]

"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you and made some semblance of sense"
Honestly my work has been the only thing that kept me from killing myself a couple times. It's the only place where people actually rely on me and where it would be inconvenient for others if I just disappeared.

[stevesmith]

"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting where everyone seems to have heard something completely different, how your company has achieved anything at all?"

[illuminocalypse]

5:58 - YES. This has happened to me once... a workmate got to go on a business trip to Tokyo (though in her mind it was "HAD to go", not "GOT to go"... it wasn't the traveling or the city, though, it was the task itself she was loathing to do.), and brought me back a present - an IRL rendition of the Triple Triad card game from Final Fantasy VIII! I remembered seeing such a collector's item WAAAAY back in 2001 or so in the shop window of some random manga/anime store in San Francisco's Chinatown, but it cost $80 (at the time!) and I was 17, so I couldn't afford it. NOW if you can even FIND such a thing in the US, be prepared to pay prices in the 3 or even 4 digit range! In 2006 Japan though, it was still quite available and reasonably priced, so she got me a copy.
The crazy thing was, I'd had NO IDEA she even knew I was into such things, much less something THAT specific... not to mention, I was the only person in the office she actually got anything for :P (I later found out, much to my combined astonishment and slight embarrassment, that she was actually a friend of my younger sister, and I knew her just as well back in the day, too, but enough time had gone by since I'D seen her that I just simply hadn't recognized her when we started working in the same office. She, however, recognized me immediately, and even remembered me fondly enough to get me a gift ^_^
I still have it and have even taught her - we've been solid friends now for a decade - how to actually play it.

[VINCENTDARKLY]

I never listen to the ads, but that goddamn

[FlynnAlek]

“And have you worried that they might recognize your shoes?” That one hit me hard

[OneRandomLeo]

"Have you ever wondered how, after a meeting where everyone understood something entirely different, your company managed to achieve anything at all?" 😂😂😂

[brockmckelvey]

"...has that someone ever been you?"
BRB, gonna go cry in the quiet conference room nobody uses.

[sammynichols]

I answered yes to all. I once had a co-worker who killed his self. My fellow workers and boss decided to turn it into a meeting about paperwork. They were even making jokes about him and how he died. I knew that then and there after 3 hours of crying in my office that it was time to leave for good.