Imagine selling a scythe capable of turning into a guitar and shooting lightning everywhere.. someone is gonna have a good Christmas.
TheAlpha_and_TheOmega
All the original demons that respected Dante enough to become weapons for him: Bro wtf
antirockin
And his OG Cerberus broke when fighting Balrog in the DMC5 manga.
brs
Dante be doing anything except getting a job
Kai_Nanami
Now this is making me wonder, who did he even sell to?
This got me thinking, "Whos going to buy a sword that impales people if they aren't worthy, or a guitar that can electrocute you and everything in a small radius?"
Because the thought of some random guy having agni and ruda from DMC3 is funny to me but intriguing
maffiola
Vergil in search of power gives Dante a job, Dante needing money gives Vergil a fight that makes him stronger.
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JB-jtoq
Fun fact, Dante acquired Balrog from the start cuz he beat a demon named Balrog, saying that he will assist Dante until he's ready to challenge and beat Dante, and this happened before DMC5
gheasttcoupe
I ironically thought that “yeah he probably sold them” and accidentally hit the mark
thatlittlemonstrosity
Bro sold pandoras box and still cant afford rent. Thats wild.
STORMWHITEpro
How cheap is he selling them I think selling only one of his weapons from any game would probably set him for life since you know demonic weapons aren't usually found in your nearby Walmart or Target
ishansharma
Vergil: Dante.. where are your other weapons?
Dante: i sold them
Vergil: you.. sold them
Dante: to pay rent
AlejandroMartinez-fwgt
Dante: this is called Devil sword Dante I made it
100 bucks
metalgreymonster
Vergil:"get your money up, not your funny up."
Dante:"ok."
nhatanhchau
It would be so cool is we saw another character with those weapons, maybe even renting them out in a future game
Anto_
Bro sell all of that but still cannot finish his rent...
ligeringspirit
selling dangerous artifact from hell so he can pay rent sound like Dante
Rat_Fบcker
Dante should really look into seeing if there is a way to convert red orbs into actual money because that would help a ton with his financial problems.
jacobweatherford
Dante logic be like:
Step 1: Be in debt.
Step 2: Get weapons.
Step 3: Sell weapons to get out of debt.
Step 4: Steal weapons back.
Step 5: Get back in debt.
animeodin
Kid on Christmas: Oh boy, I wonder if dad got me that scythe I wanted for Christmas!