Analog horror be like:

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[MahoragaLawyer]

"Are you crazy?!"

"Nah, Im just hungry" -CaseOh

[RyZGuy]

You need the baby’s face to melt and pop up full screen on the camera playing the whilst crappiest screaming audio

[laurens]

I've heard of baby back ribs, but I don't think this is what they meant.

[MrWildBoi]

Baked babies with shattered car windows seasoned on it is SO good

[questionmarky]

The dog part made me laughing and not breathing💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[KuteKittenClips]

"Whoever designed this down was on serious crack..." - The Postal Dude

[idzukwi]

Is the last part was human balls or something 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[OxiTheAxolotl]

“Not many calories, baby!” 😊
“Not many calories baby!” 💀

[Irfanthatguy]

"Tarrare, did you eat a FUCKING baby?"

[MS-FM]

All i see is a bunch of relatable answers

[whythehellamihere]

Why did i think the nails were pretlzel sticks 💀

[adriantay-dypv]

*Digital circus ending with the puppy*

[Madison]

You’re literally making me cry because that is so cute and if he is eating alive, I’ll be so sad

[orphan_eater.]

nah, nuh uh, no, bet, no, SAY LESS(it’s magically delicious), ye, ye

[Itsbpi]

Child: back to being a new born *shrinks* 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕡..

[johncyrilroquete]

"eating your own baby is certified cooked and you can eat it like back in china!"

-Old dude

[me-myself-i]

Reminds me of that Happy Child one.
And the Perfect Mom.
Those were funny.
"If child is bad, Perfect Mom may undergo system failure and become Mad Mom, and ear your children."
"Go and buy a Happy Child."

[FryJunr]

Compys: *y’know, i might eat that baby*

[nhwrgeu]

the boiled one choosing what to eat next:

[BronzeHelmetProductions]

Tarrare analog horror would be crazy though ngl