Ranking Fast Food French Fries | Bless Your Rank

Once again, Matt risks his health to determine the best Fast Food French Fries. The fries featured are from Five Guys, McDonalds, Arbys, Chick-Fil-A, Rally's/Checkers, Wendys, and Popeyes. No sauces: just the fries, ma'am.

#itsasouthernthing

[mongolordofdarkness]

McDonald's fries have to be hot and fresh or no deal.

[idk]

“I’m sorry people from Idaho. Yes, I’m talking to both of you” HAHA

[masonelliott]

“How are McDonald’s French fires made? Similar to the way cocaine is made” ...

[LordOz]

I remember the first time I went to Five Guys. I ordered a large fries and my co-workers looked at me like I was insane. I was "What? I like fries." Then they handed me a grocery bag full of french fries.

[solvdrage]

The Checkers being mysteriously closed was the most Checkers thing ever.

[marysmith]

McD’s fries are only edible when well done, golden brown, and still hot.

[themajesticwierdo]

"Cajun Flintstone vitamins"

"Does Carl Jr. have outstanding warrants?."

"I need your prayers right now, because I'm eating a lot of French fries."

🤣😂 Matt is that one friend I never knew I needed. He's hilarious and I could listen to that accent all day lol

[alexlemay]

I would love to see him do these tests without knowing the brands. I feel like his results would be the same but it would be fun to see him try to guess

[cattlewithkati]

Rank southern pies like pecan, lemon meringue, buttermilk pies, apple or blueberry pie etc. This was such a good video! This is my favorite series!

[kyleflorence]

This is the most educational show I watch on Youtube. Insta-like.

[liyana]

Matt in the Fried Chicken episode: gets excited about the little popeyes box
Also Matt but in this episode: gets mad because the fries are in the little popeyes box


Matt is a mood

[sid]

Grand aunt Betty used to make us home fries out of her cast iron skillet every saturday in the summer. That skillet was perfectly seasoned and no fries ever tasted that good. Of course, being a kid I never knew how good I had it. Nothing could ever top that perfect taste.

[AndrewHill_Music]

I don’t eat fries one at a time. Grab a handful and shove em’ in my fry hole. That’s why Chick-fil-A fries are perfect. Eating one waffle fry is nearly the same as eating a handful of other fries.

[colesherrill]

Them crispies at the bottom of McDonalds fries is my favorite little treat.

[olyvia]

“Cajun Flintstone’s vitamins”had me dead!! Matt is so funny!! 😂😂

[redrooster]

What's great is the "bonus" fry. When you order regular fries and a huge curlie fry is accidentally in there.

[rascaljasper]

😂😂😂 "JUST THE FRIES MA'Am... I have a tattoo that says that"...



We're kin 😂😂😂

[TheLordZoka]

The mere idea of Cajun Flinstones Vitamins existing made me crack up

[PreviewAvailable]

yea buddy, hit the five guys fries with the malt vinegar and ketchup and boom
hits most of your senses

[secondchildhood]

Chick-Fil-A has a dedicated fryer, so those of us with food allergies rank their fries #1.