How to survive a tornado

[Argalia-Uberto]

Instructions: perfect

Rate of survival increases by: 100%
🍷🗿

[dylanfortune]

Now we thought of it, but we just didn’t have enough people willing to do it.

[angydivine]

FBI: WE WANT TO HIRE YOU, FOR YOUR IQ.
DIJON: FUCK YEAH

[WhisperingMoon]

Welp, I messed up the last step and now we are married and have 5 cubs together

[ZNEONZ]

I just swallow my entire weight set, i can't be thrown. Come at me tornado bro!!

[swankierSpy]

This looks really fun,
I should make a tornado and try it :)

[Alex-yfsz]

I thought this was actual advice at first.

[BidEgg]

Quick question??
Would it be ok if i used something other than belts ?

[Weirdo_CJ]

Another benefit:

You have a 0.01% percent chance of not suffocating!

[NerdKing]

Love the Quack Baing love the fat electrician

[MikeEncutu]

This be him after doing that and surviving 👍💯

[professorbozo]

You forgot to complete the mating ritual

[Daddy_case]

This helped me 3 times i live in tornado ally so this helped

[stasmoraru]

Bro why does that acllualy sounds like it would work😅

[polackwizerd]

Fuck, i missed one? I have the notifications on... Screw it, show me that sweet sweet Xenomorph action..
And black light posters, the ones made of that velt shit. Or maybe a train set, either one really..

[seanmeeks]

That might actually work as long as it's not a temu product

[yousifad-fu]

Bro is about to sufact inbetween the 2 white things💀💀

[Superidiot_guy]

Bro is smarter then eistein and plankton combined (if u want add more smart characters or people)

[cherisjcoretsky]

Don't listen to him. My uncle did this and he's gone rip to my uncle.

[shabnatp]

Then what do you do if a mediator springs