Family Guy - Women vs Men Friendship

Men! We know how to be friends!

[jonbilgutay]

This reminds me of a saying my brother told me. "Woman use compliments to show their contempt. Men use insults to show their affection.'

[grampa-cucaracha]

This is the same tune as "Men: we don't know what we did"

[Erowid]

I remember one time on my birthday while everyone was writing heartfelt messages for me my buddy simply wrote “Fuck You” to me. It made me laugh for 5 mins.

[marcusdevonish]

And then he will remember that compliment for the next year and wear the tie whenever he can

[bombomos]

To be fair the men side would have been:
"Your tie makes you look gay"
"You are gay, todd"
Lol

[joedavis]

Women say nice things they don't mean, men say mean things they don't mean

[MysteriusChannel]

Women: "She gave me a dirty look once at work so I'll never talk to her again"
Men: "Sure we got in a fistfight yesterday but that's not going to stop us from going out for some beers tonight"

[keystrix]

This is wrong.

There needs to be _at least_ 2 other women there because they often travel in packs.

[ylerD]

Pssh, nice tie? Those aren’t friends, they’re merely acquaintances. A true friend would not miss an opportunity for insult.

[elipatino]

Men! We may not know what we did but we do know how to be friends!

[stephenking]

My mom says this exactly how it is between male and female friendships

[angbandsbane]

Geeze, these guys must be close to show that much emotion and vulnerability in a conversation.

[xavierlopez]

My dad always told me “Women get in a fight and don’t talk for weeks” and “Men can yell at each other and still be friends and get shit done 5 min later”

[fipsog]

My Grampa said : "5 women together in one workplace will get earlier into a dispute than 500 Men"
He was so fucking right XD

[johnharrington]

I seriously didn’t understand that the women were being passive aggressive the first time I saw this skit.

[aidanmuller]

To be fair, I'm on the blonde's side. That outfit is atrocious.

[samanthakelly]

Dude, as a girl with girl friends, while I can’t say my friendships are like this, I legit have two friends who interact with each other EXACTLY like that.

[EternalQuestion]

I have two mates who I've known since we were at school together. Years ago I had kind of a bad car accident. I was super lucky and walked away with just a few bumps and scrapes but I was really shook up and the car was totaled.

Everyone else was like OMG, that's terrible, are you OK? Etc. Etc.

These two arseholes came around to my house with a cake to cheer me up. It was a cake decorated with a road and car made from icing on the top. They had taken the car off, given it a thorough smashing, and then rearranged it so it was crashing off the road into a ditch.

I laughed my ass off at the fact they were such a bunch of bastards, then we ate the cake and had some beers. That was when I knew those two were my best mates for life.

Every bloke I've told the story to gets it 100%. Every woman is like 'OMG, that's horrible, I can't believe they did it'.

[Mario-SunshineGalaxy]

Funniest part of this 30 second cutaway is that it ended up being a full episode when Peter left the guys to be friends with a group of women.

[ThunderLizardsRule]

Wyatt: Chicks are complicated.
Jen: No we're not!
Wyatt & Jonesy: Yes you are!