Avoid This College Essay Mistake

[smilyboi]

“I’ll take the apple.”
“Why”
“Because it’s an apple”
“ *so is the banana* “

[tobias]

School: "Why did you choose our school?"

Student: "I'm crunchy"

[Some-guy-online]

"I'll take the apple"
"Why?"
"I love apples"
"So is the banana

[iraqiball]

"I'll take the apple''
"Why?"
"Its red"
"so is the banana"

[melon]

"Why our school"
"I prefer apples"

[sobwegsandwidge]

"I'll take the apple."
"Why?"
"Because I want the apple, not the banana."

[DailyDoseOfMotivation]

"I'll take the apple"
"Why?"
"because it keeps the doctor away"

[rajnisagar]

"I'll take the banana"
"Why?"
"Because it's a banana"
"So is the apple."

[gregtechnewhorizons]

"i choose apple."
"why?"
"because i like it more"
"so is the banana"
"what"

[yeontankkamiminhoscats]

"I'll take the apple"
"why?"
"because i don't like bananas"
"but why?"
"BECAUSE. I. DON'T. LIKE. BANANAS."

[DrishtiKhatri-hnsy]

"I'll take the apple"
"Why"
"Because I don't like bananas"

[senyoritamia]

“So why did you choose our school?”
“It’s crunchy.”

[albiium]

"I'll take the apple."
"Why?"
"Because i'd prefer to eat an apple"
"So is the banana"
*Confusion*

[DOfficixl]

“Dad, I’m gay.”
“ *so is the banana.* “

[hacking_life]

"I'll take the apple"
"Why"
"Because I want the apple"
*"So is the banana"*

[spongeman]

"I love your unique resources that aren't offered anywhere else"

*refering to the on-campus bathrooms*

[VeyTVStories]

"I want banana"
"Why?"
"Coz' i want banana"
*"GET OUT!"*

[popie]

"I'll take the apple."
"Why?"
"Because it's red."
"So is the banana"
*confused screeching*

[raeludiansa]

Bro has more college tips than i have braincells

[geysterYT]

"I'll take the apple"
"Why"
"Because it's red"