Self-Pouring Liquid

High MW polyethylene glycol pours itself out of a jar once you start it

#shorts

[ActionLabShorts]

Different molecular weights of this stuff are used in toothpaste, laxatives and engine coolant

[bulldozer]

“If your friend jumped off a cliff would you follow”
This liquid: “yes, without hesitation.”

[swishy]

*“Jesse, whatever you do, do not turn that pitcher in a 20° angle.”*

[El.Taco.Mr.Potato]

They really take the saying "If I die you die with me" thing too seriously

[cloamker]

“Ay can you get me a drink?”
“Sure!”
“DUDE STOP POURING!”
“I DID!”

[LadyPallas]

“IF I GO, WE ALL GO!” -first liquid molecule to be poured

[ZMacGregor]

I feel like the word "stir" implies a slightly more gentle motion

[samjames]

me: accidentally moves it by 1 nanometer
this liquid:

[thespriteofhumanity]

"Let me stir it a little"

*power drill intensifies*

[Comrade_Alpaca]

"When you stir it, it actually climbs up the stick"
_proceeds to drill into it with the force of a million screwdrivers_

[musicalllsss.-.]

The first drop: "ight- imma head out"

The rest of the liquid: "he's my ride"

[obliviondeity]

Leader atom: "We travel together!"
The others: "FOREVER!"

[parkpartyytmusic]

"Just a little I'm pretty full"
Grandma:

[eethannnn]

"If I'm going down, I'm going to take you with me!"

*_splat_*

[BorobobJW]

Him: -"Hey, I don't wanna drink too much, I have to drive home later"
His friend: "Okay"
Also his friend:

[lightyagami]

"If you try to stir it"
*gets out the drill *

[RarelyAChump]

"if you try to stir it"
Proceeds to drill it

[commissarthorne]

*tilts glass*


liquid: "ight, I'mma head out."

[Propaineva]

Me: I’m full so I’m done drinking

The drink: Your done when *I* say your done!

[asinglesliceofbread]

“Hey Dave bring that bucket over here”
“Okay”
*bumps table*