$50 Trillion Was Just Found Under Antarctica

What do we do when 511 billion barrels of oil has been found in the world's largest nature reserve?

[ScorpoYT]

Antarctica has WMDs and must be liberated ASAP

[NellonDesign_]

Interfering with antarctica seems like one of those "pull the bottom piece out of the Jenga tower" situations.

[rndmStuff]

The urge to travel to Antarctica and start my own underground base hidden in the ice to strip mine is very strong...

[NDrKDY]

Finally, global warming DLC

Edit: If I had a nickel for every comment I made that devolved into a giant argument over global warming, I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.

But for real, if you're going to make a point about global warming, at least consider why and how.
Insulting people, misrepresenting their points, not providing any logic for your reasoning, acting like you're smarter; these are the traits of a weak person. If you are really interested in changing someone's mind, teach them with patience and humility. And if you aren't trying to change someone's mind, then what's the point of Insulting someone? Are you so insecure in your beliefs that every person who doesn’t agree makes you upset? That is genuinely a you problem. Stop letting yourself say stupid things.

Or you can be like me and enjoy the comments as they drift on by. Both are equally valid.

[strongmaniac]

I like the idea that penguins were trying to make a monopoly

[monkeeee]

Wild that someone just hid their money under the ice

[toomberrebmoot]

“We found something under the ice…”
“What? Trillions of dollars worth of oil?”
“No, I mean some…’thing’.”

[corymorimacori]

"Antarctica is the most pristine location left remaining on our planet Earth; I've never felt more alive and clear headed than during my time exploring there" Stephanie Huston

[freekvonk]

Just so ya'll know, I never signed that treaty so I'll just be digging in Antarctica if you don't mind

[un-magnum_opus]

“Alright gang, this heist is gonna be dangerous, but the contractor will pay well. Let’s do this.”

[nd_]

Antartica is about to get its first taste of *Democracy* !!!

[coopercarguy]

Now just imagine when countries start claiming territories on the moon.

[dracomalfoyvevo]

Next: "studies found out that Penguins were developing weapons of mass destruction"

[Tmtmov]

-In Antarctica we found oil, right?
-...
-Right?
-JUDGEMENT!

[id]

The next US president: We must free the Antarctic of terrosts!

[abbasshachem]

Humans working together❌
Humans fighting about who could steal more ✅

[Sweet_Pup_g]

This is the problem with Antarctic Penguin Oligarchs.

[FlidgeTaste]

"Where'd you find that duffel bag full of money??"
"Uhh... Antarctica.."

[dogeboi]

BREAKING NEWS: satellite imagery shows penguins might be building WMDs able to reach US soil.

[civilprotection]

Basically, the continent is cease to exist once the Resource War stars.