The Conservative Lorax

As seen on Fox Seuss.

[nowilltolive]

“I am the Lorax I speak for he trees now pick up your litter or I’ll break you knees.”

[mememan]

I am the Lorax
And I speak for the trees
But I can't understand them
Because they speak Vietnamese

[kylenoe]

Dr. Seuss had a weird way of rapping...but he threw down bars pretty memorably.

[ethandyson]

I am the Lorax
And I speak for the trees.
And this tree says...
Please End Me

[toddkubela]

That Lorax is dumb. He should’ve saved some trees to make more trees.

[derpycow]

The Supreme Court approved of something called citizens united which recognizes corporations as human beings, thus allowing them to donate as much money as they want to politicians. So that line about corporations being people hits really hard 😢

[carvahaunter]

Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and... c'mon who's with me huh?

[stario]

Kid: Wait, wait, cant you make a national park and have thousands of tourists spent their money-
Lorax: Now Now, stop right at money, you just made me thousands of dollars richer.

[DeathNuggz]

Made 8 years ago and it feels like nothing's really changed...

[WaffleCat]

You don't know me, but my name's Sai

[lunaticoni]

This parody still has better plot than the 2012 movie

[ZLSM]

I love how most of these comments are from a 1 year or 2 years yet this video came out 2012 lol

[disneykidsforever]

FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TREES WORK...
Yes, trees can grow back, but it takes decades for them to do so. Not to mention the graphic change in enviorment their absence can leave.

[marti-nz]

A true capitalist would farm the trees instead of cutting them all down.

[mattsodano]

O'Hare came back disguised as the Lorax!

[creativeusername]

*Me:*The illegal ingurries have TONS of truffalo trees.
*Lorax:* Well invasion by the militag is just what we needs

[merkywater]

3 years later and still accurate. Timeless lessons emphasized by Dr. S and CH

[heathcliffO_o]

And then he ran for president, true story.

[haroldp.sadwood]

The funny thing is, this more competent and convincing than 90% of conservative media.

[ogradus]

They forgot the part where Monsanto sues the kid for theft lol