the video your dad shares on his facebook wall

i'm about to learn ya
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in this video i sit in the car and eat toothpicks

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

[itsgaylej]

The way you can make a two minute video feel like ten minutes of nonsense just like those videos my grandpa shares…is absolutely magical.

[stoneskipper]

There is something alarming about how subtly accurate every individual topic is

[kerthwack]

Can't believe I saw this before my dad. Patiently awaiting him to share this on his facebook wall.

[TheTalentlessWriter]

I wanna send this to my dad and hopefully he doesn’t see the title and just says “That’s what I’ve been trynna tell people”

[willbridge]

Crazy how so many words were said but I can't remember a single thing that came out of his mouth apart from those toothpicks

[PaintingWinterMusic]

Gus has mastered the art of being a dad. The perfect amount of going off on random tangents, being annoyed at everything, etc.

[cerspence]

Would be hyped if my dad posted a vid of Gus on Facebook

[jimmyjams]

One take...? I know it doesn't seem like much but the talent it takes to "ramble" like this while being in complete control the entire time is _immense._ Get Hollywood on the phone.

[micahphilson]

This simultaneously feels totally scripted and masterfully improv'ed, and he performs it so perfectly I have no idea which it is!

[ATJ]

Each toothpick marks an increase in country-ness

[matthewsawczyn]

The media isn't ready to handle the truth he's preaching 😤

[jonaskruger]

It hurts how real that feels compared to the actual thing...

[donaldbenjamin]

I appreciate that he's not trying to step on anyone's toes, very thoughtful

[IM_JUSTREN]

Gus is genuinely funny bc I have family from Wisconsin and it's hilarious how he does these things

[lavastrawberries]

It really is a talent to talk so much and say so little.

[Cas_]

"They're gonna suppress this". (108 million views)

[djsoundwave]

Gus Gimmadome of the Gimsdale Gimmadome

[sensudubs]

I thought he was gonna forget the whole "see you at the capitol" bit from the other video but he nailed it right at the end XD

[harrytodhunter]

The toothpick control on this man is commendable

[clayel]

“The date is january 6th… we’re getting through them doors”
😅😅