ROBLOX'S NEW RULES ARE HORRIBLE

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Today I talk about Roblox's new blog post which details the future they are striving for and I talk about the good parts of it along with the possibly bad, but overall good stuff lol

[flamingo]

Thanks World of Tanks for sponsoring!

[_...Lulu..._]

It feels unreal for roblox to be allowing dating. It just feels so weird

[HelloHello-yerv]

the only man id listen to a sponsor for

[kxml]

david boomerzucki really went "if you cant beat them, join them" quite literally

[Joey_]

1:55 we aren’t gonna talk about how smooth that sponsorship was

[barf]

A Roblox nightclub is the most degenerate thing I can imagine

Thank you David

[bloxysteph]

Virtual dating is so oddly specific to write out for a kids game 😭

[lemmythekid]

somewhere out there, fave is celebrating

[kaitlynmorgan]

tbh roblox should have another separate roblox website for older people if they reeeally wanna implement online dating. maybe 18+? but as always, itd be hard to verify ages without identification which people wouldnt wanna give ofc. its just weird to be like "online dating okay" since it just opens up opportunities for kids to get preyed on more than before

[aguynamedguy]

I'd never thought roblox would remove an important rule...

[internetvmpire]

allowing virtual dating is allowing kids to get groomed💀💀

[the-fun-has-arrived]

4:49 albert not knowing what ddlc (the goated horror game) is and freaking out at one of its most iconic scares is going to live rent free in my head 4ever

edit: gosh darnit now i want albert to play the actual ddlc (obv not on here but maybe on his 2nd channel or something) and watch him freak out over the actual scares goshdarnit

[yunfims]

Gotta be real honest, I’m happy that they’re open to do more age appropriate things, since we’re all growing up. I was 6 when I started to play roblox, and it was fun, but I went from being a kid, to bullying kids on roblox 😭….. maple hospital forever my fav game to bully kids on

[cocodevs]

Flamingo incase you see this, there's a bunch of myths I want you to check out! I have like a whole list of em btw lol (It's in alphabetical order, not order of importance)
I give a short description of em and say why they're cool, and this list could probably provide you with a decent amount of videos and content!
All of these people I've worked with, become friends with, met, or known, so I can tell you that they are all good people and they won't end up like kazdam, which is good because I know that's one thing you've been trying to avoid.

Aticaus
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Pizzeria myth (kindof like fnaf but not?) there's a whole lot to explore and you could probably get at least like 4 minutes of content out of it without knowing anything beforehand. Hour long streams were made about it piecing together the lore, if that shows you how deep the lore goes.


Biliium
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Really high quality myth about this guy that got turned into a snowman, and has a lot to find and discover. Has a lot of cutscenes too, so you can find the lore and get a lot of content out of it easily, and it'll be easier for new viewers to understand what's going on.

Bhindism
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You already played this but its received a bunch of updates since then. I don't really understand it because it's too big brain for me (and probably for you) but there's definitely a lot of cool stuff going on there in some sort of valley or something. They've done showcases of stuff before showing some of the most well made stuff I've seen in a myth ever

Deargson
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A really weird monochromatic myth, I dunno what's going on with it but it's really interesting

Dixeduous
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I think it's unfinished but it's a pretty cool myth that has a lot of relation to old roblox stuff like crossroads and sword fight on the heights; you'd enjoy it

GemsSearcher
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This myth has been getting pretty popular recently. Haven't played it in a while, but when I last did, it was a story about addiction and abuse and whatnot, I dunno how appropriate it would be for a video or how much content you could get from it, but it may be of interest to you.

KeyOfLies
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Okay this guy hands down is like actually one of the most high quality myths I've ever seen with professional level building, scripting, and voice acting. There's a lot of easy to access surface-level stuff for an easy to make video, but it goes much deeper than that. This one absolutely deserves a video.

KICK_TRIP
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This myth is pretty crazy, having a style similar to myths you would've seen around 2017 or so. I can't really summarize it as it's all a bunch of separate stories being told, but they come together in a cool way. The one story I followed the most was about this guy ezekiel that lives in a town in a valley with some sort of eldritch being. The story is told through images you can find around the map by touching these statues, and it's all really cool.

Modizzhend
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Really good myth, probably one of the best here, and deserves a video the most in my opinion. I don't know too well what's up with it, but it's like this post-apocalyptic snowy thing where you play as this one guy with another guy following you. Kreekcraft played it on stream once so you might know him. If theres one myth you were to make a video on him, it would have to be him.

Natestrial -Surreal myth kinda like stoplookingback about this guy Nate. I won't spoil how to complete it, but I'd recommend when you go to his game, check out the church before you go to the shed. It covers some dark themes but anything bad is represented in very low detail so you don't need to worry at all

Taragaeot -Grocery Gang style myth with a lot to uncover, apparently they have an event being hosted soon but idk when. It's a lot more than just a store though with a full on city you can see, but not much is known about him yet

Phyeyar

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Haven't seen much of this person's stuff but I know it has to do with the catacombs and whatnot, dunno if you know what that is. It's a pretty big myth (both in popularity recently and in content) and I once spent over like an hour and 20 minutes myth hunting it with friends because there's that much to explore. I assure you this has a decent bit of content to find.

If any viewers are reading this and have some myths they want albert to play, please comment them down below so he can review those too

[dusttalesans]

God I just realized he’s gonna be 26 in 9 days. We’re all getting old.

[dolliicake]

i think Roblox has started to notice that the majority of its player base is starting to grow up - like a lot of players joined in 2016-2017 when they were young kids and now in 2023 everyone is a teenager or young adult, which is why they’re trying to make the platform appeal to older players now

[kinzoddi]

AHAHAHHA- I got in the video! OMG- 4:20
Edit: Albert you have no clue how much joy this brings me. Omg man, also I was trying to make a joke out of the ODing in roblox.

[joztheclown]

the way that Albert shows sponsors makes me suffocate 💀💀

[s.amanthaa]

i love seeing albert get freaked out by monika lmao

[theprincenii]

1:55 can't believe bro actually said that 💀