Wheel of Future History

It's 2017. No jet packs yet, but 3D printed beer will be here soon so just shhhhhhhhh.

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[milkssiah]

we'll be dead before any of these happen so I like to worry about the real problems facing our species... does the queen taste like stamps?

[zauce]

I'm not crying, that's just fast acting Octo-Moist™ in my eyes

[Vessel-pldg]

Or mankind can unlock the secret ending:


**UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING**

[aheccinlemon]

“If you can create administrations without giving birth to tyranny.”

* shows a map of Europe.*

[jamacinnes]

The year is 2754

Professor - "let us remember the greatest philosophers of the past; Plato, Kant, Aristotle, Wiggenstein and Exurb1a"

[carlfrederikschlemmer]

_Will_ _there_ _be_ _dogs?_

*Yes.*

Me: Oh thank Christ

[Im_Not_Loss]

We need a small army of exurb1a
clones in every branch of the government and engineering.

[bug]

"are you concerned for your species' survival?" as of 2020, yeah

[Alex-wuch]

The fact that he included and changed “if by Rudyard Kipling” just at the right time is pure genius

[alexanderadkins]

"Dolphins fucking hate you"


Already got that one

[Dani-kzvj]

"Assuming this is actual reality". Here i go again questioning my existence. You got me again, exurb1a.

[CSPRING]

“If you can take to the galactic stage without forgetting your lines, then yours is the cosmos and everything in it.”

That’s a banger of a line right there

[aanandaantahleen]

"To be truly radical is to make hope possible rather than despair convincing."

-Raymond Williams

Thank you for such a wonderful video.

[aydin]

I never know what the hell to expect from these videos. And also, holy hell. It takes a random, unexpected, but warranted and awesome turn every. single. damn. time. Thank you for making these videos you maniacal space turtle.

[tygonitdwaplusy]

I wonder what's worse, Technological Dystopia or Nickelback Revival Tour

[justleeguy]

I don't know whether this has eradicated my faith in humanity or restored it 🤔

[szzlt]

"Mankind goes gentle into that good night"
That modified quote was so appropriate for that scene
Oh yeah, and I would make this video obligatory for all middle-schoolers

[finnmaccool]

is exurb1a some sort of celestial god or hyper intelligent alien whose sole purpose is to guide humans in ways they’ll seem to understand? mayhaps he’s an intergalactic celestial turtle god who carries a galaxy on his

[ninjajellyfish]

It’s terrifying how close we are to some of those dystopias

[Gabriel-gczx]

Exurb1a uploaded, time to have an existential crisis.