Everything Wrong With Black Widow In 18 Minutes Or Less

Black Widow finally got her own movie, and it's pretty awesome. Still has sins though.

Thursday: bad comedy sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?

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[raydunakin]

I loved the "sin off" for "Throwing Windows phones into large bodies of water." LOL!!

[kingamacius]

The sin removal for throwing the windows phone into the water just killed me 😩🤣

[unbreakablesense]

Their fingers not being on the trigger is one of the most believable moments in the movie. Highly trained assassins should have excellent trigger discipline.

[romanmorozov]

I learned English as a second language, first one was Russian. I was always told that they are called “fireflies”. So the fact that Russian spies call them “fireflies” in a “lightning bug” territory is accurate. Tho I bet it wasn’t intentional at all lol

[didachippy]

Seriously, though, we women do talk about clothing articles that have a lot of pockets because of how fucking rare it is.

[alittlebithailey]

Okay but the pocket thing. Have you ever complimented a woman on their outfit and they *havent* said “thanks, it has pockets?” Pockets are the supreme form of conversation

[Exera]

"She... Is ... People" Is almost litterally what I said when she fell down and just stands up.

[KingChiggy]

How does she know that Hawkeye is the one that “caused” Widow’s death? Did the Avengers openly talk about it to people? Were they asked how Natasha died and Barton went “I dropped her off a cliff”?

[Sophie-wnwo]

Ok but the intro with the child traffic and the becoming of the widows was honestly one of the best I've ever seen. Goosebumps.

[mykidsaresupercute]

I love the outrage over the hangman game.

[Safferman]

“Throwing windows phones into large bodies of water” - the funniest sin removal ever 🤣

[mrtompinney]

I agree with the sin on “You didn’t have to steal his car.” However, it should have been followed by a sin removal for “What, do you want me to chase him down and un-steal it?”

Also, a general -5 sins for Florence Pugh being an absolute treasure.

[KissedByFire]

i literally can't imagine Yelena seeking revenge for her sister against Hawkeye. It seems really out of character. But then that Blonde girl from Captain America becoming a Crime Lord seemed out of character as well so i guess Marvel will just do whatever it wants

[Je.rone_]

This movie could've been called:
"Passing the torch cause scarletts contract is up"
Or
"Widow survives this, (ding)"

[ProductBasement]

I was hoping this would be more cloak-and-dagger stuff, since she's a spy and all. I want to know how she ended up captured by Russians and tied to a chair, but still had her phone at the beginning of The Avengers

[Ancano]

The movie is just one big "She survives this!"

[DoraKage]

One sin you should have added in the end there with Taskmaster:
In Nat's confrontations with Taskmaster earlier in the movie she was nigh unbeatable. But in the last fight - Taskmaster conveniently becomes inexplicably easy to disarm by an opponent who isn't even trying to fight back. Then actually wins the fight by using a Friendship finisher with the Red Air freshener.

[Jefferycox]

Re: Fireflies: they are Russian spies and that was the tell. Just like holding up 3 fingers in Inglourious Basterds.

[Tonatar]

The star tattoos are actually legit as they are very popular among the prisoners who decide to live by "the concepts" and depending where it is tattoed, different meanings are held.

[LoudPackMuzikChannel]

"Why is he holding a physical copy of the save symbol"
Thats hilarious. I never even considered that lol