Checkmate, China. The US can’t be invaded if it doesn’t exist

[ckeekyzekey]

Gentlemen, I may not have a brain, but I have a plan

[DiegoBrandoScaryMonsters]

''Stop putting me in random ass quotes''
-Sun Tzu

[African_man-bw]

Soldier:Sergeant, we are one kilometer away from the enemy base

Sergeant: what the fuck is a kilometer

[Nevergoingtogiveyouup]

“The world can’t be invaded by aliens if there’s no world to invade”

[boredom]

" to confuse the enemy, one must confuse himself first"
- sun tzu

[chriswhite]

"Everyone always quoting my brother."
- Moon Tzu

[johnvirtudez]

"Sometimes my genius is. . .

It's almost frightening. . ."

[sillylittleguy]

"Even I've got nothing for this. This is just stupid."
- Sun Tzu

[ٴ]

“If I cant have it no one can” ahh plan 💀

[USA_OFFICIAL]

"In order to defeat your enemies, you must defeat yourself first"
-Sun Tzu

[thrownstair]

"Better dead than red" applies to the entire landmass

[halokid]

is there an amogus in every frame? perfection.

[buckshot]

Reminds me of and old movie that featured Walter Matthau where a technical glitch caused the US to nuke Moscow, and to avoid retaliation, the Pentagon made the decision to nuke New York City as well

[ThornAmongUs]

“what the fuck” said dumbledore calmly

[Kenshiro_Kasumi]

“Sir just press the button” 🤣 too accurate

[TarantAbyss]

“Sir we have found a solution, self destruction”

[senseidingding]

Not the among us character floating in space 💀

[syam]

"i didn't say all these shit dawg"

-sun tzu

[PurelyHyperbole]

Puerto Rico, Hawaii, U.S. Embassies, Internationally Owned Military Bases, and Pacific Territories: "Well..." *"shit."*

[davidwah]

This is some Ace combat shit. Belka nuked itself 7 times just to avoid a total invasion