Messed-Up Bible Stories - In the Beginning

God gets bored and creates stuff.

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[rejoyy]

In the beginning, god created Batman, to narrate these stories.

In the end, Batman saves Gotham city.

[louistournas]

Walking around nude, while your dingle wiggles around. I am proud of great great great grandpa Adam and his nudity.

[grarhakim]

How could educated people still believe in that???....???
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[luizmarinho]

God guided me back here to watch it once again.

[gabpatriarca]

I watched this so many times. I laugh at myself. How could have I believed this for so long? hahahaha!

[mstr]

This kept me entertained! Batman seems to be the narrator, God breaks the fourth wall and Adam might be gay (based on the speech)! ;)

[Thehawkdown]

Never could understand why an omnipotent god needed rest.

[petera]

Please continue these bible stories I’m begging you 😢

[genericname]

Oh my *god*! The comments are finally open after so many years! I remember watching this with my brother and laughing so hard, came back for old times

[AG-xjwm]

Funny that an "almighty" god needs rest! What bullshit creationism is.

[BlackTheNerevar]

And Christians still wonder why we don't take them seriously... 

[Samination]

Sure, but I don't think one 'believes' in science.

[lucashuang]

Guys THERE IS NO GOD!!! HE DIDN'T CREATE THE EARTH!!! I say this because of this simple thing: Dinosaur fossils. If hes real, why is there cancer? why can't we have world peace? why is Bieber born? And if he is real, WHO even MADE god?

[jacqpliffs]

i love your work, i've been watching since the launch of your website x

[fizman]

"Huh...Why'd you even put it there then.."
lol, that's seriously a great question.

[agawesome]

LOL! This is so funny! The did mess it up just a little bit. and Adams voice is hilarious!

[Sky]

Men: God could not possibly create the universe in one day.
God: Do YOU know how to create a fully functioning Universe that doesn't collapse at the seems?
Man: Well... not really, no...
God: Well I do, now shut your mouth before I throw some frogs at you.

[Wonups]

LOL I love the sarcastic narrator.
"There was evening and morning on the first day... even without the Sun yet"
"..And when I say stars I'm talking about the billions of other suns, moons and planets"

[dwaipayansinha]

You wanna know how god created all those massive stars and galaxies in just one day? Sure. Once he wrote the function "Star createStar(long double radius)" to create the first star, sun, then...

Star[] allstars=new Star[inf]; //inf works here because he is god
int i=0;
while(true) {
    Star[i++] =
}
Then he wrote a clustering function to create galaxies. Ta da! See, it's easy. The first program takes time to write. Run that function in a loop is not hard.

I am an atheist, btw.

[jerrylanglois]

How can the '' Holy Bible '' be holy when it finds slavery condonable and fornication condemnatory ? So fornication is worse than owning someone ?