YandereDev: A Lesson in Coding

Note: no need to brag about your Scratch skills in the comments, if you use Scratch you have no skill

[coz.]

It's like he's trying to say, "I like milk, chocolates and cookies" but instead he says, "I like milk. I like chocolate. I like cookies."

[Orcawsom]

wow, it's almost as if...



else...
if...
else...

[TheZelen]

Imagine if this person built a graphics engine
An "if" statement for each of the 16 million possible colors

[spiritflame]

Imagine checking the position, behaviour, and clothing of every character every frame and wondering why your game lags

We are moving from "can it run Crisis" to "can it run yandere simulator".

[whitegroth]

My favorite part is the 'if knife, return "Knife", if katana, return "katana"

[ZoepX]

I don't feel so bad about my coding anymore.

[bestevie]

I mean seeing as the first of 10 rivals has been "almost ready" for like a year, maybe his strategy is to finish the game in 3023 when everyone will have such powerful PCs that they will be able to run his code at about a stable 30 fps

[gurtejsingh]

There's a philosophical rule that one should keep while programming which is that you should try to never write the same code twice.
By the looks of it, yandev has not just ignored that rule, but crushed it, starved it and left it to die lmao

[Braaaap.]

I wouldn’t be mad at YanDav for not being the best at coding. But the fact he’s getting about 4-5 grand a month to do this is concerning.

[yogurtgaminglol]

my band director has a quote he always says. "It's okay to be wrong but it's not okay to stay wrong" and I think that applied here. He's literally making the same mistakes over and over.

[nickelwrangler]

switch: *exists*
for loop: *exists*
YandereDev: "I'm gonna ignore that."

[legay]

so THATS why even on low quality it's slow af

[asperRader]

i actually never heard the whole laugh bite, glad yandev sucks so bad that theres so much material

[genericwhitekidthesecond]

Just a reminder that this clown actually managed to get a PROFESSIONAL GAME DEV to work for him and then fired him after they kept butting heads over the said pro developer trying to reorganize the game's coding into something way better all because Yandare Dev wasn't a skilled enough programmer to fully understand this new developers formatting.

[nikodemruta]

“Everyone who complains about FPS is a kid with a cheap laptop” he says, as he puts in 20 if else statements for a minor change

[billcipher]

Me, who has no idea how coding works: *"disgusting."*

[BrandonCMaximum]

if(this.Type == WeaponType.Knife)
{
return “knife”;
}


Yes, I see this knife is made out of knife

[northernmask]

"My game doesn't have bad performance, you're just a bunch of kids playing on old computers. Go get a job so you can buy a gaming PC"

[abcudidhowbdiwnxisndbdjdbjs]

YandereDev: _gets a tiny build developer to help work on the game_
TinyBuild Developer: _sees the pile of code spaghetti and starts remaking the code from scratch_
YandereDev: *SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT*