I Read My 6th Grade Breakup Texts

My messages are the blue ones just to be clear

[NoahVining-yw]

Imagine his 6th grade girlfriend is watching that video is she’s like, “Was he taking about me?”

[manfrombc]

The second hand embarrassment hurts so much...

But mostly because it's too close to my own experience lmao

[Motta]

Bro, if people looked through mine, I would land in federal prison for life 💀

[olegderebera]

Plot twist: this whole conversation happened a week ago💀💀💀

[HangrySaturn]

"The Origin of Victor Blaine"

[VexGone]

This dude is hilarious! Thank God his channel exists!

[DarkIsTheNight-]

Killing a family in 2004 and getting away with it is so relatable🤣🤣🤣

[totaldan]

This brought back memories that I specifically burned and repressed

Thanks.

[aggressivefox]

Bro that plot twist at the end lmao 😂 “Don’t ignore your gf for two weeks straight and expect her not to break up with you”

[ArnavTHR]

1:18 bro is 11 talking about "good ol' days" 😭

[caj]

"Are you a transformer?"
"No"
"OK. Are you sure?"
"Yes"
"You transformed"
"What?"
"Idk"

Pure genius

[zsigabiga]

i love how he just casually share these embarrasing moments with the whole internet

[titan-.-]

“Are you over me”
“Yes”
“Because I want you to be with someone who is better than me”

GOD DID THAT REMIND ME OF MY SELF 😭

[lil__formee]

3:06 "apperently my 6th grade gf was thanos"
his heart was broken then, but his hand chair is purple, so ig it all worked out lmao

[NoahYap-huir]

“Trust me girl, this ain’t my first relationship” ahh convo 😭💀😭💀

[warlein]

Thanks for bringing the "ok" back, at least I know I was one of many victims.

[fetus-eater]

If someone with these texting skills can get a girlfriend in the 6th grade that means you can too (yes, you specifically)



Hey everyone,

I hope you're ready for a dose of reality, because here it comes: I am officially the hottest thing on the internet right now. Seriously, move over, everyone else—there's a new sheriff in town, and that sheriff's name is me.

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the sheer brilliance of it all. I mean, here I am, casually browsing through the comments section on YouTube, and what do I find? Oh, just a little comment with 1800 likes. No big deal, right? Wrong! It's a HUGE deal, and it's all thanks to yours truly.

Now, I hate to say I told you so, but... actually, scratch that. I LOVE to say I told you so. Because let's face it, I've been saying all along that I'm destined for greatness. And now, here I am, basking in the glow of my own genius.

But let's not forget where credit is due. Sure, I'm the one with the charm, the wit, the undeniable star quality. But you, my adoring fans, you're the ones who keep coming back for more. You're the ones who recognize true talent when you see it (and trust me, you're seeing it right now).

This led me to realize I'm not just another face in the crowd, I'm better than all of you, pathetic *spits* non-celebs out there, so if you're one of my haters that adore me secretly keep scrolling, KID.

So, to all the other content creators out there, I have just one thing to say: better luck next time. Because when it comes to dominating the internet, there's only room for one superstar—and that superstar is me.


Im better.

[natalias]

I didn't have a bf but my friend wanted to stop being friends and basically we had a pity competition for like 3 hours and then she went to the principal claiming I bullied her 😭 I showed the principal the texts and she was so bamboozled lmao. Like imagine seeing messages like "I'm gonna go KMS now" "ok and? You think I care? I'm gonna run away" "but why wouldn't you care? Are you a psychopath" etc. Lmao

[CoziB]

Honestly killing a family of four is less cringe that this 💀
This fr giving me flash backs 😭

[Kaxdan]

As someone who was in a similar position as him, I want to puke whenever I read the messages I sent to my ex. So the fact he was so nonchalant and calm when reading these is impressive