Demure programmer 😌🥰 #demure #coding

[mikicerise]

Your last line has inspired me to create a new language called Brooklyn++ with if/odawoise statements. Variables will be declared with 'dat'.

[RowanAckerman]

I love that you slowly get more Boston/NYC...

[janisir]

There are only about 4 billion possible values of int, so you will eventually get to the end!

[thingsmymacdoes]

According to the Baptist Code Guidelines you need to keep that private part of your code covered up. I'd also suggest generating those statements dynamically. Machines have more than enough ram these days to handle that.

[SLDrisk]

"haha, yeah that sure is some bad code!"

[rush to github to set my personal repos to private]

[DJ_Force]

Regex is unique in that it can be written by humans but only read by a machine.

[siamesestormtrooper]

Luke warm take: ternaries are easy to understand as long as you use them for what they should be used for

[satorudo]

I’ve heard that the video game Undertales entire dialog system is a single case statement that’s thousands upon thousands of cases long. If it works it works 😂

[RayeChell]

As a girl whose loved code since the late 90s and is finally not afraid to be a student, I adore your videos.

[kittawa]

These shorts have quickly become my favorite tech comedy on this platform

[Smiley_McPants]

Regexs and ternary operators do not belong in the same category.

[drewzero]

Why are you using if-else here when you could be using AI? 😂

[decoyslois]

This is lowkey the best use of this trend. More programmers need to be demure & mindful.

[AlfalfaM]

I always thought it was pronounced "regex" not "regex" 😭

[yashghatti]

I'm making my whole team watch this reel before every PR approval

[shawnhalls]

This has become what my mind goes to whenever I hear "demure" and "mindful" now. This video just auto plays in my head for the past two weeks

[krimhorn]

You'd never get to that 1M LOC file if you just did return number % 2 == 0

Bonus: you're now on your way to your ∞
LOC file.

[FullMetalGuitar]

"... I don't need to show off my newfound knowledge of [the ternary operator]" well now, as someone who *LOVES* to use the "cool, new thing I found!" (within reason) as soon as I find it, I'm feeling VERY attacked right now 😂😂😭

[geilt]

My wife just put me into the whole demure thing and apparently we now reserved our next horse name as Demure and Cutsey and now this. Gold. Thank you. Now I can relate demure to my every day programming life.

[Christian-bogy]

I both completely agree and love ternary operators.