AI Trump: Trump Lifeboats!

AI Trump isn't going to let a horrible natural disaster like a hurricane stop his grift! He's selling lifeboats to the morons who refused to evacuate...

[cazinaus]

I'm sure he's thinking 'damn why didn't i think of that'

[bidenator]

If someone told me he was selling those, I would believe them.

[pa]

'Expedited delivery in 10-14 days.' That there is comedy gold!

[markr]

I’m on-board with this great deal! Very stable genius indeed!

[lornehampel]

I can't imagine how many of these will sell.

[godlessHeathen]

What he failed to say but is in the fine print is if your house is not there to be delivered to, there will be an additional $10000 restocking charge.

[lockmac]

Don't forget the gold colored lead paint job.

[trident]

A small lifeboat in a Hurricane like Milton, with windspeeds up to 120 mph and huge waves in its center at landfall, is a very good investment!

[stevenj]

Only 25, 000 total. Let's be honest Florida, you need this lifeboat a lot more than you need a second car or a new kidney

[crash-symbols]

Except these boats are only 12" long.

[velisvideos]

I ordered two, just to be on the safe side. And I don't live in Florida.
But no matter. Knowing trump, these boats won't float, even if they are delivered at all

[duanecarroll]

Get your orders in for Trump's Farts in a Jar!

[Craighetfield]

I guarantee you air this in Florida right now with you will be rich 😂😂😂

[jimlocodo]

I have a design that could turn hurricanes. Wish I had a prototype built since tonight might be an excellent night to test drive it and route Milton over Mar-a-Lago. Yes, I would do that if my prototype was finished. Fear the crazy old inventor from California.

[cat_luvr]

The grift that never stops grifting. VOTE! VOTE BLUE! VOTE *HARRIS-WALZ* BLUE IN 2024!! ☑ 🗳

[eamond]

Is it Gilded or Turds covered?!... Voilà

[RevelQT]

You should have provided a number to call... Somebody would have and wanted one.

[IamPngun]

Ugh...geesh..I dunno. I saw the image and I was reminded of that Sep 6th, 2020 "Trump Boat Parade" in Texas.
You know the one where all those boats sank and they had to call the Coast Guard for help.
Thank gawd for "Socialism" because Trump wouldn't've helped them.

[ACardin]

I’m pretty sure if we sent it to them, carefully taking away the moments he call the stupid, that would actually work.

[uiop]

I like the Muslim dude with the De-fend tee and the "lost" tat.  @0:20
Can't make this stuff up