If Marriage Is a Contract, There Should Be a Better Warranty - Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes rails against marriage vows and wonders if her friends with kids are lying about how happy they are.

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[spoonface]

Hilarious from day one. They need to do a biography on Wanda Sykes. She has a lot of wisdom and foresight

[ckdesert]

"Drinking liquor and playing nintendo"....I'm DEAD!

[vsaucenou]

“Yo husband starts acting up, you cant take him back to his mama’s house!”

-neil degrasse tyson’s mom

[CanItAlready]

"Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica." LOL

[beautyintheskies]

I am literately crying. Also wanda’s makeup is on point here.

[coachtouden]

I love her! "Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica " 😂😂😂

[lucyjames]

I love this woman. I love all the words she says. I'm Asian but I love black people so much. They represent freedom and happiness.

[sonyap]

He was wrong, I shot him, ya move on 🤣

[TheTruthDragonNJ]

I remember watching this back in the 90s!!!

[SarahLizDoan]

“Your husband start acting up, you can’t take him back to his mamas house”....or vice versa....that’s hysterical!!’

[EJofLA]

Wanda is golden. Doesn't get better than that! Thanks.

[vividesigns]

Wanda Sykes is one of the best comedians. Very relatable comedy.

[VickiBee]

"He was wrong, I shot him, you move on." LMFAO

[Boobalopbop]

I remember when I first heard this joke at the Comedy Cellar in NYC, I was about 21 and single. Right now I am 44 and seriously OVER my husband, and this bit was always funny, but hits different right now 🤣🤣🤣. Literally what’s happening right now. “he’s just laying around making a funny noise”. Wanda, your humor is timeless, factual and hilarious.

[j.f.]

So hilarious. I love wanda shes my stress reliever and cure for depression i may say

[HeidiSvenson]

She is the BEST, bar none, male or female.

[sawyerramos]

true, when my nieces and nephews come over, do whatever you want. all I gotta do is keep you alive. They tell me a problem they are having, i transfer them to their mother, i tell them oh no baby not today, you put that on hold till you go home and talk to your mom about it, lets just have a good time now. U see, I aint trying to cure cancer.

[aniaamz]

Bobby smile and show them Jamaica 😂😂😂😂

[msontopoftheworld]

"...they're not my kids!!" Damn straight 😃

[DrACCook]

Wanda Sykes, Ciara and Pam Grier all look like they can be related...pretty