I lied

songs used: Max Payne - Graphic Novel, Heroes of Might & Magic 4 - Main Theme

[djmeowth]

The promiscuous girl looked at me with iced-over eyes that had lost their magic years ago, snuffed out like the cracked and flickering fluorescent lights that tried in vain to illuminate her drafty Hell's Kitchen apartment. But her cold gaze was nothing compared to the frigid trials awaiting my brave halfling archers in the enchanted snowlands of Axeoth.

[CYPHRsDMN]

"You're in a meta meme, Max."

[AmImGaga]

The lies you tell us truly breaks my heart

[theforgottenranger]

"You said we were going to smash"
_Pulls out switch_ "Yeah, we were going to play super smash bros"

[riverray]

Never in a billion years would I expect to see a HOMM **IV** shitpost, let alone here.

[Deadsphere]

"You're in an internet meme, Max."

*The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light highlighting text in front of my face while a guy narrated it in a rough impression of my voice.*

*I was in an internet meme.*

*Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.*

[evector]

"Now take a seat while I play Smash Brawl's final destination music."

[julianblandi]

‘’Hey hey people, Paul Anthony Romero here”

[Arklte]

"Heroes of Might & Magic IV" I wasn't expecting that... and it hit me so hard in my gut. Deepest laugh and admiration ever in this year 💯

[eltiodude]

She’s not ready for my 10 hour long presentation about Dark Souls lore

[leiferickson]

A warm thanks to the many members of the merchant’s guild; generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

[halfmettlealchemist]

The fact that I got recommended a SsethTzeentach video after this feels like a sign

[dylantortosa]

"Its a rhetorical track."
"Don't answer that"

[deadass.]

Ah, I still remember the famous line:



"Don't answer that, a rhetorical question"

[JBrander]

*SPAZZ MATICUS, * A YOUNG KING ON A MAD QUEST TO RULE THE WORLD.

[petercooke]

“I’m not having sex with you. Now have a seat while I explain the entirety of the Warhammer 40k lore”

[DogsWithPurpose]

“I was looking at the promiscuous girl disrespectfully”

[shadowdragon]

Didn’t know Sseth was in his own meme

He’s moving up in the world

[notactive]

"Hey hey people, Max here. Have you ever experienced true Payne?"

[oofman]

Brings back memories both old ones and new ones