Why I was a weird kid 3!

More reasons why I was a weird kid. Let me know yours!

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[infinitypancakes]

I used to be scared of shower drains
I thought that if I sat in the bathtub while the water was draining I would get sucked in

[marillperil]

theory: the man that wished to be a goose had his wish fulfilled and he is currently the emo goose in crossy road

[goodolcbt]

I pretended to have a dance teacher..for many, many years...and she had a name...I forgot that part....

[oregano]

when I was 7 I was a at the beach with my cousin and I found a dead fish and I named him Jerry and I kept it till it was time to leave and when it was time to leave I threw it at my cousin. it's an 'inside joke' whenever we have any type of seafood. Smh.

[ultraviolet]

When I was a little kid, whenever I was in the car I would imagine a person running along side the car doing parkour and stuff on all the telephone lines... Then I forced my parents to listen to me commentating on this weird invisible olympics...


I'm sorry parents...

[londeyloos]

So my first name is London, and in the fourth grade everyone would either sing "London Bridges" or the "London Tipton Song" whenever my name was said. One day I was entirely fed up with it, when a kid asked me if my name was London. I said no. I told him my name was Tiffany, I was London's twin sister, and she was being home schooled for a while. Most of my class didn't believe me and said they were going to ask the teacher. I rushed back to class and told my teacher what I did and he totally went for it! So when people came back to class and asked if it was true, he told them *the exact plot of the parent trap*. Apparently none of them had seen the movie. This went on for over a month, and I had people giving me notes and stuff, saying "can you give this to your sister", or asking me to tell London something for them. Eventually I got tired of being called Tiffany, and I told my teacher. The next day he reintroduced me to the class saying "London is back and Tiffany is being homeschooled again."

Nobody ever asked me if I was lying, either.

[i-eat-hearts]

"I want to break my arm this year"
"What did you say son?"
"I want to know the taste of.... Beer?"
"You will one day."
"I WANT TO BE A GOOSE"
I DIED. XD

[rediiusodas]

wAIT YOUR FRIEND FELL OUT OF A TREE AND BROKE HIS ARM

SOUNDS FAMILIAR

BY ANY CHANCE WAS HIS NAME, ,,, EVAN

[catisadisaster]

You think you were a weird kid?
Before my sister was born I battled with loneliness to the point where I started talking to bedding and when my dad asked who I was talking to, I said that I was talking to my brother.

[doug]

the part with the error occurred please try again later is my fav.. oh :(

[mettycandy]

We just moved to a new apartment and there were ants in my room, but for some reason I only liked this one particular ant and I kept it as a pet... it was gone the next day cri

[zzeddler]

"Fell out of a tree and broke his arm" Dang that sounds








DEAR EVAN HANSEN WE'VE BEEN WAY TO OUT OF TOUCH

[ryanmee]

my brother also had a fly pet he ripped off his wings and called him walk

[friendbeast]

Broken arms and lies... Slow down, Evan Hansen.

[heathercornell]

"What was that son?"
"I want to know the taste of beer?"
"You will one day, I wish I was a goose"
I laughed so hard!

[ika-got-mygames]

I burst out laughing when the dad said I wish I was a goose

[the_archives]

" I WISH I WAS A GOOSE." -Phils dad, what ever year this is...

[nicolinemichaelsen]

Wow, Phil was best friends with Evan Hansen in Middle School, who would have thought.

[kadecurnow]

I used to cover the drain and fill the shower with water and sit in it

[Cat-nbqs]

When I was 8, I didn't have an imaginary friend.
I had an imaginary rhino. It lived in the school toilets. I used to visit it at lunch, pet it, and ride it around.