Top Gear German WW2 Jokes

Satnav that only goes to Poland

[TheAtlantaRailfan]

"take the third Reich" has me dying with laughter

[mikedawolf]

-Never ask a woman her age
-Never ask a man his salary
-Never ask a German company what they did between 1933-1945

[jamesgroccia]

“It’s got too much power, they’ve overdone it.
Like when they went on their French holiday, 1939”

[jdapaul]

Jeremy's VW Scirocco ad should've been here. "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank."

[reshmapatel]

Jeremy does the best German accent better than a German. Jeremy is great with accents

[lyonvensa]

There's one more in that episode where the Top Gear team competes with a group of German motorists where Jeremy said along the lines of "They want us to find a place to do the competition, and I suggested the skies above the English channel"

[wjmcd]

I love that Jeremy denies calling bus drivers nazis, when it sounds like something he would say

[applejuice]

"You're not being filmed, so you can have a joint."

[johnnyrats]

A sat nav that only goes to Poland is legendary

[grdimajmun]

"Little Hitlers and murderers" I'm

[Arsenic]

I am German and I find the trios' Germany jokes totally hilarious and extremely funny. Why would I feel offended? Instead I'm happy they mention my country at all and they do it in a truly (and innocent) way.

[sirajalden]

"engineered by a man called ulrich eichhorb" always gets me, even after all these years

[brendanmatelan]

“A Sat Nav that only goes to Poland. WOAHHH!” My favorite joke!

[iiskull]

The fact he does the salute while wearing a poppy

[gg]

There is also the roadworks episode (series 8 or 9) when may shouts "work sets you free" through a megaphone to clarkson when he was napping

[UbiMortus]

Ahh, the days when you could have such humor on the TV are long gone... What? it's only been like 10 years?

[jonnnyren]

Oh come on we all know the story of how Viscount May of Hammersmith and 55 RAF or the Hammersmith Cockerspaniels assisted the Duke of Hammond during the North Africa campaign of 1943!

They both ended up defeating the Commander of the Gorilla Regiment in El Alamein and he retreated back to Stuttgart to rearm.

In 1944 the Viscount had a rematch with Reichsmarschall von Clarkson and he shot him down over Calais during the D-Day landings.

The Viscount May won the Victoria Cross for getting 6 enemy kills with a damaged wing and managed to return home.

[a.jlewissonicski]

Hammond: Jeremy didn’t you recently call bus drivers Nazis!

[cpresuttis]

The fan belts will last for a thousand years lol

[simonkevnorris]

The French Holiday started in May 1940 when the landed forces went through Sedan (again, like 1870) sneakily by-passing the Maginot Line.