Chris Chan Returns Home

[vardbaloe]

Imagine barb looking out the window and seeing that freak gathering pebbles

[FTMothman]

It feels disturbing watching someone with this level of delusion be allowed to roam without a guardian.

[funkyweapon]

When I hear the words, "Selling rocks", actual rocks are not the first thing I think of.

[FinkDaMushyCat]

'Mom lemme come home to collect some rocks. I won't use the healing stones on you again.'

[Hatsoonmeek]

Chris is living like a sim. Just go outside, dig around, sell whatever you find.

[darkstranger]

To be fair, going back to your house to pick up rocks from your mentally enfeebled mother's house who you boinked is some real mystical Greek creature energy.

[Lolkatt]

seeing chris chan on my notifs always feels like a jumpscare

[TheDigitalApple]

It truly is a failure of the justice system how Chris is just allowed to even get close to Barb despite the things he’s done.

[assassinmagic]

so this is how he gets his...rocks off

Barb glancing out the window getting Vietnam flashbacks

[mrs.reshiram]

The criminal always comes back to the crime scene.

[rykerblade_snb]

“And I say unto thee; take of my blessed gravel, for it is of my holy driveway”- Magichan 4:20 or something

[theicepickthatkilledtrotsk]

Chris is like a slasher villain returning where it all began. We are in the role of Dr. Loomis, I guess.

[DingleDarn]

Chris Chan is what you get when you have someone that's as far away from feminine as you can possibly get, while also being as far from masculine as you can possibly get.

[MxAxMar]

whomever is buying these rocks deserves 15 points off their credit score

[CrikeyItsMeg]

Chris Chan putting his phone that close to his face made me wonder how is breath smells....and now I'm screaming, crying, and throwing up.

[DjDeadpig]

Leviticus: “Chris Chan is a predator, like Cyraxx and Bowser”

[Thatoneguy]

So I work construction, right? We got an old-timer, probably shoulda croaked from a heart attack years ago. Ol' Kaufman came up to me this morning before I clocked in and told me, in a very serious voice, "Chris Chan is a predator and so is Earl Dube." I didn't even know this guy had the internet!

[dead_vibes]

Barbs just upstairs looking out the window and sees Chris standing there like Micheal Myers

[TheTyrone]

Chris was just gathering rocks so he could take advantage of the month long bull market

[Oribune]

I just cant get over how 90% of their wardrobe is wearing a won-out striped shirt, tacky cosmic stockings that pre-teen girls wear and the most unflattering denim skirt - every day... along with spray painted shoes....