A Lord of The Rings Tumblr Post

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[introvertedasheck]

Hobbits aren't born, they are grown in gardens.
Source: Trust me bro

[ElizaDarkness]

I'm guessing to the point where they start flying.

[kagakai]

Fun fact! Yes. This extends to Sauron. In the movie they're implied to immediately beeline for the hobbits after hearing it from Gollum but in the book it's implied the nine are just wandering around because no one in Morder has any clue where the Shire is.

[Zalioscraft]

Hell, with what a band of hobbits achieved throughout the books and movies... I wouldnt put it past them to be able to do anything.

[nnoorreeppllyy]

In the books I think this is how Peregrin Took gets into Gondorian high society. He introduces himself as a Shire Thain's son, he uses informal and familiar language when talking to the nobility.

[thalastianjorus]

I always felt that it seemed as if the Elves actually knew all about the Hobbits, and just up and chose to not say anything. A lot of what Galadriel says to the hobbit characters lean into this idea - as do Thranduil's comments to Bilbo.

[Byvenic]

Bilbo: Casually talking with trolls about how to properly cook a dwarf.
Rest of the company: Wait... what?
😐🤨😕😱😱😠🤢🥺😩🤔😕😨🤬
Gandalf🧙‍♂️: 😂

[kBookSummaries]

They were called out on both occasions by gandalf, usually it's more of a "I know you're not telling the truth, but you're a tricky creature and I don't have time to wring the truth out of you so I'll accept your story until I'm able to question it further" and then by means of the plot they are never given said opportunities

[wooow]

To be fair, most of those explanations make a LOT more sense than finding out that this hobbit just used the 5000 year old magical ring of the greatest evil in the world as a means of pulling a prank on his friends during his 111th birthday.

Nobody would also even think to assume that this young little frodo who's bodyguard is a gardener would just happen to have a shirt on that costs more than most kingdoms are worth

[BudTheStud]

Did you know that Hobbits invented the game known as Golf?

During a great battle with an arny of Goblins, the lead Goblin had his head knocked of his shoulders by a Hobbit with a hammer. It rolled into a rabbit hole and the Hobbits turned it into a game.

[ezrahendog]

I think my Favorite example of this is in the Books when Pippin addressed Denithor so casually that everyone in Minis Tirith just thought he was some prince form his land.

[Beacuzz]

The answer is smeagol level weird. But then people don't realize you're a Hobbit.

[JoULove]

Pippin: rides into Minas Tirith on the back of the Lord of all Horses together with Mithrandir, declares loyalty and service to the Steward of Gondor
Gondorians: oh cool so he's a halfling prince, we can expect the hobbit allied forces any day then

[duraeusentenu]

When you meet a hobbit that wears regular shoes. Not armoured plain shoes. What hobbit wears shoes?

[a.w.]

Well, one of them single handedly took Cirith Ungol, the place nobody dared to even walk past. The stationing guards killing themselves off over some argument did help, but still

[kvalentine]

And that kids, is why Halflings naturally have the Lucky feat.

[hatientacetlen]

Aaragorn heard about 2nd breakfast and third dinner and the idea was so alien to him he now believes anything about hobbits.

[GraceCreatesLivingSpace]

Boromir: one does not simply walk into Mordor
*two hobbits do exactly that*

[carzxth]

Hobbit callouts suggest hobbit apology videos

[lollikabosso.w.n]

The ring thing

Bilbo tells the dwarves he got magical ring, and everytime they need his Help, they go "send Bilbo, he got magical ring"