More Parkour Atlas

[CavangoVulgora]

BostonDynamics employee: "Hey pal, how are you today ?"

Atlas : “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.”

[sortof]

Humans: They are going to take our jobs from factories.
Atlas: I wanna be a ballerina.

[justiciar]

2009: ASIMO can Walk! It can even (occasionally) walk up stairs!
2019: Atlas can do gymnastics.

[dootersnooter]

You know you're good at your job when everyone makes jokes about your robots being so advanced they could take over humanity

[ClintCowboy]

I can't wait to hear the soft crunch of my skull as the parkour machines smash my head under a perfect triple axle

[DigitalBenny]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"

[SomeInfo-ibwz]

I remember when these videos were showing the bot still hooked up to the ceiling with huge cables for power. Unreal how far they've come.

[Michael_Sinclair]

When they take over the world, hope that they remember that I gave this video a like and spare me.

[oancemr]

Great, now they can 360 noscope us....

[streglof]

Everyone: but what about the robot uprising?
Robot: practices gymnastics

[killbillgrill]

It's nice to know that they'll kill us with the grace of a ballet dancer

[General_Degenerate]

Boston Dynamics is literally just Aperture Science at this point.
keep up the great work and start to develop a portal gun already!

[photophone]

Let’s be honest the robots don’t care about destroying us literally. They care about destroying us in a dance battle.

[Wabajak]

Remember when Asimo could walk up a single step and everyone was impressed?

[DustyKneezz]

They grow up so fast. I remember when he could barely walk.

[oGrayMatterso]

no hunger, no fear, no pain, no empathy, no regret, just pure good times.

[cjblackdude]

Who needs an Area 51 raid, when you have Boston Dynamics.

[Catani]

Hey there overlord....I just wanted you to know that I've always treated nicely my toy robots and was never angry at the coffee machine

[BigJoJoJoJo]

One small step for man, one giant 360 spin for robot domination

[CheeseYourself]

I can't wait for Atlas to gain true human-level sentience, and give a cold monologue detailing his intense and gruelling training, proper Solid Snake style