Man rescued after getting stuck in pipe in NW Portland

A man has been rescued after he was stuck in a hole for hours in northwest Portland.

[ma]

Found himself trapped in a pipe with no idea how he got there. Tell me drugs or alcohol weren't involved.

[BajatheChickenMan]

Meth gives you teleportation powers, you didn't know?

[nerissakatzeek]

Was he trying to break into the building next to it?

[julieremington]

Your lead sentence can be put right up front for a much more professional report. For example, “The man didn’t know how he got in there, ” according to fire fighters. Sum it up! You lose credibility when you drag out nothingness for way too long!