I Got Kicked Out of Church | Bill Engvall

Bill has got some of the quickest wit, but sometimes it backfires. Sometimes when Bill gets a little confused he says the first thing that comes to mind....we don't think the church is going to be letting him speak for a while! Enjoy this oldie but goodie from Bill's library of hilarity.

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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:

- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)

Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.

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[markusschaffer]

The older I get, the more Bill makes sense....lolthis stuff is not only true, but hilarious!

[dirkgibbens]

Saw Bill at The Funny Bone comedy club in Cincinnati in the 80’s when he was just starting out. Had everyone in the place holding their stomachs in pain from laughing so hard. Still hilarious. Great delivery. Doesnt have to drop f-bombs like so many, past and present. Probably my favorite comedian ever.

[amycrawley]

I just laugh so hard when I watch him. Love his comedy

[renekackline]

He is so funny! Clean comedy. He is adorable!

[brettslovacek]

Years ago, I heard Bill Engvall tell this joke when he played at the Genesee Theatre in Waukegan, IL. After he said that the correct answer is Fiji, he started doubling over laughing, saying we should have seen the looks on our faces, we must have been that shocked. Fun times. Fun times.

Thanks for the years of laughter, Bill. Here's hoping for a lot more.

[andrewhodgkins]

Englishman here. From the UK. I absolutely love this guy.

[leviclark]

I can listen to Bill Engvall tell the same jokes for days and still die laughing!!!!

[jeffreyhazel]

The best way to start a joke, "then she brought me to a renaissance fair." 😂

[eledhwenmare]

This man is a national treasure.
Now I have to watch the whole thing.

[Mozart]

Even in her hardest moments, all I have ever had to do to make my daughter pee her pants laughing is either show a video or act out your "dorkfish" bit. She's in her 40's now and it still works. Thank you Bill.

[TheSirRip]

LMAO, 'spot on' indeed!...
Fiji would not have been MY first thought either...

[mischelleseigle]

I'm sitting here saying to the phone, Bill u didn't, u just didn't. He did. Love u Bill for all the great years, u still make me laugh. God bless u.

[Jeng]

I love his stories.😂😂🤣🤣 The Renaissance Fair is hilarious.

[steveclark]

I would have thought the same thing ! Next they better specify what they want ! Lol !

[mandysimmons]

Oh now I can refer to lady parts now as "Fiji!" LOL. No wonder Marlon Brando loved it so much. LOL

[teripacheco]

Hahaha love Bill! Thankyou for sharing the best medicine!! Laughter!!! :-))

[rustybrown]

To the answer that got him thrown out of church, I was thinking the same as Bill.

[IDAHOmag]

Your answer is always spot on Bill. I would Pitchin an extra 100 bucks to the church donation basket 😆.

[michaelvandyke]

We will see him on stage next week/ can't wait!

[amyntut]

Sounds like someone slipped different trivia questions with the churches. 😂💀👀