I Bought Myself A Politician - MonaLisa Twins (Original)

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I bought myself a politician
Cause I have never said I’d play it fair
They’re currently on sale
Just picked them up from Yale
They're even cheaper if you take a pair

And on a whim I also bought the opposition
It’s better to be safe, you never know
And then for even less
I also bought the press
To wrap it up and I was good to go

Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me on my joyride (Oh what a joyride)
Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world to its knees
And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight (Just got the time right)
As universal scientist and generous philanthropist, my shopping list confirms my expertise

I bought myself a politician
Cause I have never said I’ll play it fair
If they’re not on sale
I pick them up from jail
It doesn’t hurt to have a few to spare

Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me on my joyride (Oh what a joyride)
Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world to its knees
And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight (So I can shine bright)
As universal scientist and generous philanthropist, my shopping list confirms my expertise

If you look closely you can see I’m on a mission
There’s something that I really wanna do
I’m promising you health
I’ll save you from yourself
That’s how I’m gonna try
To get you to comply
Might even have to lie so that you will let me buy you too

[reneekolomann]

I have never seen such precision in a protest song. You nailed all the important facts about our strange global situation with unbelievable accuracy in a 3 minute song. THAT's IMPOSSIBLE ;-)

[timchapman]

This was my intro to the Twins -- such distinctive musical talent and charm. I am now hooked (at age 81).

[DirkJohnson]

This is my new favorite song. I share it with everyone. May it go viral! Thank you Mona and Lisa!!!

[dekatterij]

Absolutely love this song. The smooth, gentle, sugarcoated but very acurate critisism on what is going on in the world is absolutely to the point. Thank you!

[maxstafford]

The most joyfully subversive song I've heard in a long, long time.
Absolutely wonderful! 💚

[nandesjl]

An incomparable song. I feel the humor of George Harrison and Monty Pyton. Monalisa Twins: They are magic!

[piggly-wiggly]

This is outstanding, top to bottom, front to back, and side to side. The lyrics, the lead vocals, the harmonies, the tight beat, and everything about the video. I thought for sure I'd see the camera reflected in the glass of the front door, but nope. And in the big climax with Mona clones all up the stairway, you can see the reflection of Bishop Mona at the top even as the camera begins panning at the bottom. I haven't seen a production this good since I don't know when.

[Bertil-xt]

Wonderful! this music can help the humans to a better world

[markee]

As a LIFELONG Beatles fan (I'm 67) I never thought I would enjoy your originals as much as your Beatles covers, but I was gravely mistaken! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your music! And your vibe is LOVE too! Thank you! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

[ldj]

It's entirely fitting this song popped up in my feed the day that Mark Russell passed away and a Florida Man was indicted by the NY AG. Ladies, keep up the good work!!

[mikelang]

Spectacular! The music and the message. It’s one of your best yet.

[lovetheties]

Unbelievable!!! The only artists I know that dare to speaketh the truth. Brave, VERY BRAVE.

[mariemelnitzky]

Brilliant. Necessary. We are many. We have always been awake

[mikeparkerson]

I may play this one non-stop through every news report!!

[DonJuanDM]

Great song, great lyrics. We need young generation like you.

[anotherdave]

Normally I like their covers better than originals. But this is their BEST work ever. Cant wait 'till I'm home to watch it on something bigger than my phone.

[gkm]

A great way of showing what is really going on. These girls are smart and talented. Their beauty is also a bonus.

[davidleard]

One of the best music videos I've ever seen. And I'm old enough to remember back when MTV actually played music videos.

[thomasodetto]

Outstanding performance ladies. Please keep on singing these fantastic stories.

[tomcalvo]

Wow, just WOW. When you think it can’t get any better, MLT takes it up a couple of notches!
What a fantastic video! Every little detail and reference is just AWESOME. Can’t stop watching and finding more references!