Pretending To Be Asleep (Clever Adult Loophole)

[Nuz]

you can always whip up some guilt-free flan if pretending to be asleep at the groceries store make you feel bad

[GoofiusGooberus]

I pretended to sleep while driving so my car drove me right into a ditch! I didn't quite want to drive there but I appreciate that my car took initiative. Thanks for the helpful tip!

[Aiden_Reimer]

I feel like he discovered this filter and is now obsessed with it

[Boomey]

But you look so peaceful! I can’t just wake you up.

[yeahbutthendragons]

Halfway through a narcolepsy diagnosis and I have a new life philosophy, thanks

[PabloEdvardo]

first time i’ve caught fresh emu hot off the jazz

[Multimercials]

Instructions unclear, I tried to pretend I was asleep so my kids would drive for me and now we are in the hospital.

[IswearIhavealife]

When you fall into a coma so you don’t have to pay taxes

[GorkoTheArchaeologist]

Any tips for those without elderly neighbors? Mine just shout and call me names when i lie in my garden in kids pajamas. 😔

[SnakeitySpoonGilmour]

As someone who just turned 18, this is very useful.

[TheClassicalKids]

“Eyes closed next to his iPhone texts so he’ll get back to the angry messages from his exes” …this dudes rhyme schemes are on ANOTHER LEVEL 🔥💯

[aBadWizard]

Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for the CHEEKY LITTLE DVD LOGO to hit CORNER OF MY TV 📺😊

[kerhaidet]

This is so funny!! It's a good thing Bronchman is tall like you so he can carry you in. Like, my kids are taller than me and I don't think I could drag them in the house. 😂

[pickyyeeter]

Pretending to be asleep as an adult is DiCaprio-level acting

Pursuing interests that are probably too imature for someone your age is DiCaprio-level dating

[AFriskyGamer]

God you're amazing at creating earworms and amusing scenarios

[Firemaster]

Better yet: pretend to fall asleep in front of the IRS officer, so that they can exempt you from your taxes completely!

[judithkriner]

How is every single Jazz Emu song such a banger? 😂🎉

[_Hiya_Kai]

Wake me when my GCSES are over, that way I’ll get all A stars

[Add_Infinitum]

I have to wonder if he managed to find adult sized kids pajamas or if he's just wrapped up like a Christmas ham in pjs 5 sizes too small

[ethansux]

The strategy is unbelievably effective.