10 Rules for SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

[angelochuapoco]

If Plague Inc. taught me something then it's that Greenland is the safest

[EpiclyDarkGaming]

honestly the army would probably kill off the zombies before they could spread too much. I mean they have tanks, attack choppers, guns, (obviously) and armour such as bullet proof vests and hazmat suits would protect your eyes or any kind of opening on your body to the blood stream from infection

[RagoxHatena]

My rules : 
1. When the apocalypse arrives, never head to the market, you are most likely to be killed from mass hystery from other people.

2. Who-ever you meet and group up with, have a plan or 2 on how to kill him/her, as he/she might stab you in the back.

3. Always carry a sharp object, as you might need to cut a rope or that you need to cut off a limb in order to stop the infection from spreading.

4. Search for an area which is hard to reach or to get in to, for example : A abandonded prison, a church, the forest or a military base.

5. Always cover yourself in dirt, mud or grass. This will prevent your smell from spreading out, because there may be a chance that zombies will be able to smell you.

6. Stay silent, when using guns, use a Silencer on it, in case a zombie can hear you, you don't want to attract a horde.

7. DON'T turn on strong lamps, because that will most likely attract zombies in case they have kept their vision.

8. When you are getting low on supplies, pick out the weakest of your group (By age, speed, strength, skill and usefullness), kill him/her and take their supplies. In the worst cases of hunger, revert to cannibalism in order to survive for some longer.

9. Stop smoking/drinking/using drugs/using unneccesary medicine : You will go crazy if you are out of those supplies when the apocalypse strikes, which will most likely lead to your death.

10. Keep a common way of thinking, because you will need that to survive.

11. Try to stay healthy, head to a farm with a group if needed, grow food there, you need your health the most.

12. Know what you are doing. This is the situation : You are running up a roof, zombies chasing you, you reached the rooftop, but there are too many zombies for you to take down, so you want to jump down the roof in order to survive, but you break your leg, you can barely walk, but you are not of any use any longer with a broken leg! You probably marked yourself for dead.
This situation is when you do not know what to do, you head to a rooftop, your first misthought thing, you didn't know what to do.

13. NEVER head to the following locations : A hospital, shopping mall, festival, cities and towns. The chance you will survive is as big as a snowflake.

14. Make sure you are well clothed, because you will die from overheating or frost.

15. Know your environment, when you run into a horde of zombies, know an other route which is safe and also leads to your goal.

16. Be cold-hearted, you will lose lots of people dear to you in the apocalypse and you also have to kill a lot of people, so stay frosty.

17. Focus, everything is better when you are focused.

18. Be prepared for death, because you can die any time, at any given moment.

19. Use ductape and tape in your arms and legs, those are the places you are most likely to be bitten...

20. Know how to survive in the wilderniss, because in the apocalypse, your room will be just a small bit of the jungle it'll become...

These are my rules to survive in a zombie apocalypse, stick to these and there will be a chance you survive...

[Andrew-xrnc]

It's easy to survive against the zombies, but what no one thinks about, bugs. They're everywhere, tiny, and make no noise

[evana]

I had a mini heart attack with his zombie impression. 😂😂😂

[jennaedwards]

Do a video like this but about the PURGE pleaseee❤❤❤

[iceyriceyjjfish]

I bet his teeth will still be white after he turns.

[maruwhilby]

Never use a gun. They can jam, ammo might be rare, and they make a lot of noise, which would alert animals, zombies, and other people to your location. You want a weapon that (as Mat said) is light and accurate, but also won't get stuck in the zombie. A knife would be better as you could pull it out, and knives are versatile.

[khizarpasha]

Lions are nothing to hippos.... hippos are friggin op

[EDITWRLDYT]

Can you do a 10 ways to survive a spider in your room?

[ccino]

number 11: leave, go to space ship, go live a better life.... (·-·)

[BillStoner]

My biggest problem with a Zombie Apocalypse would be hiding my excitement lol

[xSLIINKx]

If there's an apocalypse, and you need protection, wear a winter jacket with the hood up and 2 pairs of sweatpants, zombies will be unable to penetrate it

[jasontodd]

As a huge zombie prepper, I feel confident in my ability to survive.  The real question is: Could it happen? 
Yes it can.  Unlike a lot of other questions, I am actually gonna work it out, right here on this comment.  Think back a while ago when bath salts was the next big drug and it turned a few people into facemunchers.  Either an impurity in the salts did it when used like that or they were already different and the salts set them off.  Either that or a combination of the 2.
Now, after this was discovered, it has to be studied.  So somewhere in an underground research facility, are some scientists who are replicating the process to work as a bio weapon (Geneva convention did not say they couldn't study it).  This would be the prime target for terrorists and Zombie fanatics (People who actually want it to happen).  When one of them learns the location of this facility and methodically distributes it across the globe, we are fucked.  They would have to do it like that to prevent other countries from ending it.  any questions?  Don't be surprised if you find me on other videos or websites, I am probably the biggest believer of zombies ever.  I am uber prepared and still working on it.

[jaspersiron]

11th rule for surviving the zombie apocalypse: BE A CAMERA MAN

[mariethemagnificent]

“Have you ever seen a fat person survive a zombie apocalypse??”



Me, an intellectual: Hirano from high school of the dead

[CrossKaizer]

So I have a question: Do I need backup for my backup? and do I need backup for my backup if my backup of my backup fail?

[TheClown]

If you can't travel far, the best place (imo) to go to would be a church. Why?
1. Windows are high off the ground, and usually have iron bars over them.
2. Heavy wooden doors.
3. Bell towers make awesome sniping/ lookout spots
4. Many exits and entrances
5. Wine and tiny bread things
6. If you have a priest with you, the setup works.
7. Pews can be used as beds
8. Choir lofts can be used as a "high ground"
9. Musical instruments can be used to keep sane...or as a weapon
10. USE THE TIME IN CHURCH TO REPENT AND CONFESS
11. Rock solid foundation.
And thats why its awesome to have a church.

[LeilaShaye]

Another weapon you can use is a nail file versatility is not overrated

[fuze]

May I remind you that hippos can be FAKKING agressive. so a hippo is not an easy meal to a lion