Can You Live Entirely Off of Evangelion Merchandise?

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[RedBardIsCool]

Re: Evangelion condoms????
I looked *VERY* hard for official Eva condoms, but to my vast disappointment, couldn't find any. I think it's the one product Evangelion hasn't expanded its vast merchandising empire to. If you can find em tho (remember: they gotta be officially licensed!) by all means lmk.

[Anans_Spydr]

I was just waiting to hear them getting married in an official Evangelion church.

[marias]

a truly evangelion branded electric car should require a power cord to run and only have five minutes of battery

[jomon]

The Eva characters are happier in the advertisements than they ever are in the official canon. I’ll just leave that here.

[spyderbyteww]

Asuka in advertising: 😃 Asuka in the anime: 💀⚰️🏥

[paddle_my_mad_laddle]

Evangelion is a prime example of how to turn *depression* into *cash*

[samjames]

I only digest food with my officially licensed Evangelion™️ Kaworu-themed stomach and intestines

[humha]

I swear, that image of Shinji's dad smiling after shave is the most cursed thing i've seen today

[spicyair]

I’m currently visiting family in Japan and I could not escape Evangelion. I didn’t know what it was at first, but then there was the merchandise everywhere. I went to visit some family outside of Tokyo in the mountains where I saw a restaurant covered in Evangelion posters and statues. I was in Shibuya where a van drove by blasting the intro music advertising an Evangelion expo. I took a fucking bullet train to Kyoto where I saw a massive Eva-1 statues from the window. I’m going fucking crazy.

[joshmosh]

There's no way this is possib-

"Shinji wakes up in his Evangelion apartment."

OKAY, THEN

[terrancebogard]

So this is just the equivalent of star wars merchandising in America.

[siegward]

It’s ironic how an anti-escapism anime turned out to be the subject of a lot of people’s escapism

[Darachu]

I feel like we should be congratulating Shinji for finally proposing to Kaworu in his favourite eva themed bowling pin shaped outfit.

[reasonsukulele]

everybody gangsta til Shinji walks in with the eva yeezies

[jamiedoesstuff]

I know this is showing off how much merchandise Neon Genesis Evangelion has, but this feels more like a window into to the worlds most obsessed fanboy.

[lucasofthestars]

“Man cannot live by Eva alone”


So that was a fucking lie

[robloxusertartagliakin]

i was a little worried that shinjis partner wouldnt share the same enthusiasm abt evangelion merch but when he pulled up in the entire fucking outfit my heart was soothed

[balrogdahomie]

I can’t think of a bigger mismatch between the tone of marketing and tone of the show than EVA

[peterbrooke]

Im absolutely positive there is a man out there exactly like this

[Nightboomfer]

So I think we’ve also answered the question of how NERV keeps operating with its multi trillion dollar budget