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People who make $249, 999 per year: looks like I'm poor

Skytrast

"its probably eight"
I like to imagine Sam is speaking from personal experience

HeisenbergFam

Sam just make everyone insecure in the most chill way possible

XEZNUS

"body count 15"

me and the boys from the middle east:🗿

ayan_

Sam is the most controversial guy on the planet

eternity_

BMI is a terrible way to distinguish health. I’m 6’6 250 and im technically obese. It’s dumb.

hunterherrin

As a 15 y/o guy who's 5'3", I honestly hate my life.

StarsAreBright

Short: 5'7 or shorter for guys and 5'2 or shorter for girls
Fat: 250 lbs unless you're a bodybuilder or a giant
Income: at least $50 per hour
Iq: about 120 iq
Popularly: about 1, 000 people
Tall: 6ft for guys and 5'7 for girls
Promiscuous: 10 bodies
Hung: 8 inches sounds right

juliansalcedo

"What is the average, 95?" "I'd say 105"

Bro really said that 💀

Edit: yum googel pasta 😋 🍝

sugma-weener

As a 5’4 man who identifies as a 5’0 woman who weighs 251 pounds, makes 249, 000 dollars annually, has an iq of 104, has 9 friends, 16 bodies in my basement, and and has a 7” penis, I feel specifically targeted.

grapefruitcr

8 inches??? I don’t even have a millimeter defeater 😢

ManVsCliff

People doing the “Sam is the kind of guy” straight up died 💀

Rjke_

Sam's shorts are one of the most useful and informative shorts out there, by watching these shorts, my life has changed so much😂😂, we needed this info!! Thnx sam

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