r/Bestof My Boyfriend Joined a Fight Club

0:00 Intro
0:10 Secret injuries
4:16 Poison
6:30 Final word
9:12 Dinner
11:54 Comment
12:39 His room

[Chuckf]

"If you don't send your family money, we'll cut contact!"
Don't threaten me with a good time!

[kaylajobst]

What’s funny about the allergy thing is just how common it is. I told my dad (who doesn’t have custody) that I had a new, very mild allergy to mango, his favourite food. The next morning he made me a “strawberry and banana” smoothie and put mangos in it. I didn’t know, told him that my throat was feeling funny and I was itchy. He’s never questioned me again and apologised profusely

[zacharysieg]

6:15 RSlash you innocent child. There *are* people who don’t believe in colds or cancers. But even worse, at least in my opinion, are the people who think cancer is a *good* thing, somehow.

I KNOW. Cancer. The disease that famously sucks for everyone involved.

[Emesh]

Dinner story: That's not a loyalty test.. that's a "is this woman my slave test" GG on breaking up with him and throwing his sad ass out OP.
His Room story: yay more wholesome ending stories R/slash
Side note: can ppl stop talking about story 1... we don't talk about that kind of club:P

[weareallbronies]

plot twist: OP's boyfriend in the first story and his best friend are both the same person.

[tishcarter]

Re Story 2: In middle school one of my friends had to sneak to wear her glasses because her mom believed that wearing glasses makes your eyes weaker. She believed that one had to try to see without them to build up the muscle. Her dad took her to the optometrist and got her glasses, but, she had to sneak them to take them to school on days her mom had custody.

[HaakonTheRayquaza]

Last story: I am curious which Marvel character the kid thought was scary

[destinedtogame]

The title doesn't exist because we dont talk about

[AncientWonder]

I’m just trying to figure what could have changed with that last story to make that kid be suddenly scared out of his mind by that poster. It’s so strange. 15:43

[MrsShocoTaco]

Story4 That isnt a "loyalty test" its a servitude test. He wanted to see if she would do what he says when he says it. I failed that test with my ex and it got me dragged by the hair from my bed at midnight and pummeled with an aluminum frying pan. Thankfully, I had passed up the iron skillet I wanted, or I wouldn't be here right now.

*For my husband of nearly 30 years, I would gladly cook for him at midnight if he was hungry, though he would never ask me to do that in a million years.
No one wants to do anything for a childish, imp of a human who makes demands and throws fits when he (or she) doesn't get what he wants.

[darcfaze]

First Rule Of Fight Club... DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!

[KirbyKips]

Story 2: The Lonestar tick is absolutely terrifying. Imagine developing a life-threatening allergy all because a tiny insect bit you.

I live in Texas so I pray I never EVER meet one of these things in the wild.

[bab]

The commenter's story about their grandmother hitting their grandfather with the pan. You know that pan was cast iron, and probably still hot from the stove...maybe even with some hot grease still in it. No wonder grandfather's buddy was like, "This is the best meal I've ever had" after that. He'd just witnessed his friend go down in a hail of hot iron and grease. XD Probably had flashbacks to the War.

[krishaunafisher]

For all the people asking which one was the evil face OP said she didnt know becuase it was a poster of a 100+ heros and villians but she theorize think its M.O.D.O.K. (which to be fair is a villian and has a stupid face that can be scary to kids) or Ego the planet (ALSO scary face. More scary than M.o.d.a.k.)

[raarasunai]

Last story: I had a similar phase when I was young. I had Nintendo power magazines, and any of them that had a face, I would flip over before I changed clothes because I thought the characters were looking at me and would see my nudity. Who didn’t do silly illogical things in their childhood years that they can look back on and laugh as an adult? 😁

[spidrscared]

4:31 “there’s only one tick that could give me an allergy………Lonestar.”

[DaBaseBallZ]

Story 4:Regardless of context, Who the hell wakes someone up specifically to cook when there's already food?!?Especially at 2AM?!?
Update:Oh, So it was Tiktok BS that made him do this, Still a bad person though

[Mr_Timi]

When I was 4 I insisted my parents buy this green macaroni wall hanging and they for some reason bought it and hung it up in my room... that night I started screaming because i thought the skull was looking at me... kids are funny.

[AWholeBeew]

It's truly incredible how many devotees of Fight Club have completely missed the point of it.

[H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

Last Story: So he was afraid of a Marvel poster with an “evil face” (my best guess is the Hulk). And he wasn’t scared of it until after July 4th … the night where people set off extremely loud and bright fireworks.

I think I may have an idea where his fear came from. Good to hear he’s happy now.